Watch My Chops
Watch My Chops is a British-French animated series about an intelligent talking dog, Corneil, and his "dog-sitter", Bernie Barges. The series was produced, written, and animated in France, and the English dubbing took place in London at The Sound Company studios. The series was produced by Millimages and aired in the United States on Nicktoons, in the UK on CBBC from 2004-2007 and France on France 3 of December 2003. It starred Keith Wickham, Ben Small, Dian Perry, Dan Russell and Laurence Bouvard and more recently Mark Laidman. In the UK, the show is called Watch My Chops, named after Corneil's catchphrase; in France, it is also known as Corneil et Bernie. In the United States, the show was titled Corneil & Bernie. A DVD of the first season has been released. In 2014, the show came back to television and new episodes are done in Flash animation and a new version of the intro has been made.
Basic Premise
Corneil is an intelligent dog: not only can he read and write perfect English, but he is much smarter than most people. Since he's so smart, he knows that life doesn't get any better than being a pampered pet, and so he does anything he can to keep his owners from realizing his phenomenal skills. This plan begins to go awry when his owners hire the pinheaded Bernie Barges to "dog-sit", and Bernie learns about Corneil's secret. Though the two frequently bicker, they form an uneasy friendship, and Corneil finds himself using his brainy powers to bail Bernie out of various scrapes.
Chop
Chop, CHOP, Chops, or CHOPS may refer to:
Art
Medicine
Sports
Chops (Euros Childs album)
Chops is an album by Euros Childs, released in February 2006.
Track listing
Cascade (juggling)
In toss juggling, a cascade is the simplest juggling pattern achievable with an odd number of props. The simplest juggling pattern is the three-ball cascade. This is therefore the first pattern that most jugglers learn. "Balls or other props follow a horizontal figure-eight pattern above the hands." In siteswap, each throw in a cascade is notated using the number of balls; thus a three ball cascade is "3".
Number of props
Three-ball
For the three-ball cascade the juggler starts with two balls in one hand and the third ball in the other hand. One ball is thrown from the first hand in an arc to the other hand. Before catching this ball the juggler must throw the ball in the receiving hand, in a similar arc, to the first hand. The pattern continues in this manner with each hand in turn throwing one ball and catching another.
All balls are caught on the outside of the pattern (on the far left and right) and thrown from closer to the middle of the pattern. The hand moves toward the middle to throw, and back towards the outside to catch the next object. Because the hands must move up and down when throwing and catching, putting this movement together causes the left hand to move in a counterclockwise motion, and the right hand to move in a clockwise motion.
Podcasts:
Chops
ALBUMS
- 9th Year Freshman (The Music Jay-Z Didn't Want You To Hear) released: 2006
- Virtuosity released: 2004
9th Year Freshman (The Music Jay-Z Didn't Want You To Hear)
Released 2006- I Don't Care
- Guess Who's Coming
- Thanks
- Can't Fight It
- Can't Get Enough
- Dreams
- MCM (MuthafuckinChinkMuthafucka)
- Me & You
- Ragtime (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- Guess Who's Coming (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- Can't Get Enough (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- Dreams (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- Ragtime (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- MCM (MuthafuckinChinkMuthafucka) (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- Me & You (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- Can't Fight It (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- Thanks (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
- I Don't Care (Screwed By DJ Lt. Dan)
Virtuosity
Released 2004- Git Dat Mutha (intro)
- Magnificent Butcher Meets the Chef (interlude)
- What's Fuckin Wit Us (feat. Raekwon)
- Let Me Just Warm Up Right Quick (interlude)
- Trouble (feat. L Dorado)
- Comin' From the Lower Level (feat. Phil the Agony, Ras Kass & Talib Kweli)
- Fallen Hero (interlude)
- B-Girl Session (feat. Bahamadia)
- Opening Night (interlude)
- Blockbuster Smash (feat. Grand Agent)
- Still Life (feat. CMNR)
- Until Next Time (interlude)
- No Pressure (feat. Mystic)
- Royal Enterence (interlude)
- Niggarachi (feat. Planet Asia)
- Westbound El (interlude)
- Tears (feat. Baby Blak)
- Thoroughbred (feat. Mountain Brothers)
- Juiciness (interlude)
- War (feat. Kev Turner)
- Changing Lanes (feat. Kanye West)
- The Remedy (feat. Dave Ghetto & L Dorado)
- Shuffle the Deck (interlude)
- U Know Who It Is
- As Live as It Gets (feat. Phil the Agony)
- Git That Mutha (extended version outro)
- Rock Rite (feat. Spontaneous)
Chops
ALBUMS
- Chops released:
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by N-dubz
Ouch
by: N-dubzWhat we share was no ordinary
I felt the same until you had to go and just stab my heart like
What we share was no ordinary
I felt the same until you had to go and just stab my heart like, ouch
Six thirty in the morning, I've arrived early from tour
Step into the house, I'm walking up the stairs
1 step, 2 step, 3 step, 4
I'm on the second floor, I'm opening the door
I could not brace myself for what I saw
Who's this woman in my bed, name's Shaniqua and what?
Na, get the hell up off my baby
Now she the type of lady that every man needs
She's straight up feisty
She keeps me on my feet
But I don't wanna *** things by sex
There's some other hoe in our bed
What are you take me for?
To hell with you, to hell with me
Yeah, I never wanna see your face again
Where the *** do you think you is going, going?
I loved you so much but you cheated on me
What we shared was no ordinary
I felt the same until you had to go and just stab my heart like, ouch
It used to be the other way around but
The story changed, my heart is breaking
You need to recognize she was just a, ah
I think it's time for me to go
Semi brown skin beauty had to get it back
I understand she's upset, she wants to kick and slap
But you say I'm from the slum I wouldn't never stand for that, think
Underneath the bridge with that fake looking twat
Now remember when we were financially unstable
Channel 1 to 5, no Sky or cable
Had to do some dirty work in order to be able
To take care of you and put food on the table
Actions speak louder then words, I can't blame her for wanting the worse
She might be wishing that I'm dead, but I know she don't mean it
Think when I found those Nike's, I couldn't believe it
Remember when we had the feds knocking at our door
You took care of the stash and hid the money from the draw
You done the right thing 'cause they had me up on the floor
So you saved me from getting five years or more
Now she the type of lady that every man needs
She's straight up feisty
She keeps me on my feet
But I don't wanna *** things by sex
There's some other hoe in our bed
What are you take me for?
To hell with you, to hell with me
Yeah, I never wanna see your face again
Where the *** do you think you is going, going?
I loved you so much but you cheated on me
What we shared was no ordinary
I felt the same until you had to go and just stab my heart like, ouch
It used to be the other way around but
The story changed, my heart is breaking
You need to recognize she was just a, ah
I think it's time for me to go
See how's we supposed to solve the situation?
When we're both as stubborn as each other
We would argue for hours over something dumb
What the ***? Conversation done
Our ego trips never help us get nowhere
You should know this by now
When you shout I smile, when you hit me I laugh
I get all cocky like, go run me a bath
So you wanna play it like that, but baby, I can get back
You don't wanna feel my, ouch, ouch, ouch
I've done it before, I'll do it again
Just leave me alone
Where the *** do you think you is going, going?
I loved you so much but you cheated on me
What we shared was no ordinary
I felt the same until you had to go and just stab my heart like, ouch
It used to be the other way around but
The story changed, my heart is breaking
You need to recognize she was just a, ah