Vincent "Vincy" Twomey (1929 – 30 May 1993) was an Irish hurler who played as a centre-back for the Cork senior team.
Born in Blackpool, Cork, Twomey first excelled at hurling in his youth. He arrived on the inter-county scene at the age of seventeen when he first linked up with the Cork minor team before later joining the junior side. He joined the senior panel during the 1950 championship. Twomey went on to play a key role during a golden age for the team, and won three All-Ireland medals, four Munster medals and one National Hurling League medal. He was an All-Ireland runner-up on one occasion.
As a member of the Munster inter-provincial team on a number of occasions, Twomey won one Railway Cup medal. At club level he was a multiple championship medallist with Glen Rovers. Twomey also enjoyed championship success as a Gaelic footballer with St. Nicholas'.
Throughout his career Twomey made 19 championship appearances. He retired from inter-county hurling following the conclusion of the 1957 championship.
Deep in the woods, far, far away
Live five wives who sleep all day
Five lumberjack husbands who loves chopping trees
All the while they are sleeping, five sweet ladies
Over the hill, beyond the stream
There you will find five ladies dancing
Playing with children, sheering the sheep
Laughing so loud you can hear them next week
Over the mountain and beyond the sun
Five lovely cottages built into one
Four hundred children, six hundred sheep
Ten lovely parents sing them to sleep
La, la, la
La, la, la