Edward Isadore Savitz (also known as Uncle Eddie, Fast Eddie and Dr. Feel Good) (February 22, 1942 – March 27, 1993) was an American businessman, largely an actuarist who was arrested for paying thousands of young men for either engaging in anal and oral sex or for giving him dirty underwear and feces, which he kept in pizza boxes in his apartment.
Ed Savitz was one of four sons by Jewish Russian immigrants Paul and Ann Gechman Savitz. The Savitzes ran an amusement arcade in downtown Philadelphia. Ed ranked first in his class of 278 students at West Philadelphia High School, and voted most likely to succeed. He won a full scholarship to study economics at the University of Pennsylvania, but dropped out after two years. In 1967, also after two years' study, he quit Temple University's graduate school of music. In 1963, he married his high school girlfriend Judith Widman, who later became a lawyer, specializing in family law. They were divorced 10 years later. In 1981, his brother Joseph, a lawyer who once served as a Deputy Pennsylvania Attorney General, used barbiturates to commit suicide.
It wasn't particularly gracious
Of me to leave, but I found
The situation unbearably ostentatious
With you and her flirtatious
Had it been any other night
I might have stayed and put up a fight
I guess I wasn't impressed with your seduction
It wasn't an unlikely conclusion
For me to draw when I saw
You and her in some obvious love seclusion
Please pardon my intrusion
Had you said something too profound
I might have hung in and stood my ground
I guess I just wasn't digging our illusion
If you think I didn't see
I got news for you
If you think you're fooling me
I got news for you
It wasn't an irrational notion
That made me take the walk 'cause
I'm not inclined towards unwarranted commotion
Unnecessary motion
Had I thought you were some excuse
I might have stayed and turned on the juice
I guess I just felt a lack of real emotion
If you think I didn't see
I got news for you
If you think you're fooling me