UG

U g l y

Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!
CHORUS:
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh eh, you ugly
(x4)
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming when they saw you
You walked up to me with your buckteeth a-gleaming
Your hair is frizzy, and your face is a mess
I thought that was a sack, but it's your favorite dress
You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered with mold
You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out, you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, cuz you ain't ill, you're ugly!
Chorus (x2)
What really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast
Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the City Zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out, CAB!
(you're so funny...I know!)
You got eyes like a pig, your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin!
You can't disguise yo googly eyes
And in a Miss Ugly Pageant, you'd win first prize!
yo momma says you ugly, (x3)
YOU UGLY!
Chorus (x2)
Quasimodo, camelbreath, squarehead, UGLY!
Chicken legs, pigface, chin like Bubba, UGLY!
Fishlips, toad liver, pointdexter, UGLY!
Spaghetti arms, limp butt, freak show, UGLY!
Chorus
U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry!
U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI
U-G-L-Y (x10)
You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!