Kim Sæther (born 1975 at Lille Skensved, near Køge), better known as DJ Noize is a Copenhagen-based Danish hip-hop-DJ. His company, Noizeworks places all his activities under one moniker.
DJ Noize started scratching in his local youth club at the age of 13 getting his own pair of Technics 1210 turntables at the age of 15. DJ Noize won Danish master titles in 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996 and 2000 and the New Music Seminar DJ Battle (then called "Clark Kent's Superman Battle for World Supremacy" and MC'd by DJ Clark Kent) in New York city against DJ 8-Ball in the summer of 1994 – the first white non-American to ever win. He won second place at the prestigious DMC World DJ Championships in 1994 and 1995. He became World Champion at the DMC World DJ Championships in 1996. He is famous for his battle performances and wordplay – dicing words from vinyls to produce cheeky disses of his opponents.
He tours the world judging DJ battles and competitions. He has performed with the Freestyle MC Supernatural, and has opened sets for prominent names such as Erykah Badu, GangStarr and Grandmaster Flash among others.
You're that typical guy
You love yourself so much
You're that typical guy
Who claims the Midas touch
You're that typical guy
You break every woman's heart
You're that typical guy
You think that you're so smart
Other women might fall for you
But I'm the one who sees right through you
You look good but you taste so bad
You look good and I think it's sad
So move on, don't you waste your time
I am not your next toy
Want a man, not a boy
You look good but you taste so bad
You look good and i think it's sad
Can't you see you don't stand a chance
Do you think I'm insane
I'm not playing your game
You're that typical guy
You think the world is at your feet
You're that typical guy
You think you're so complete
You're that typical guy
Mister Incorrect
You're that typical guy
Full of disrespect
You taste so bad
I think it's sad
I am not your next toy