The Wig Master
"The Wig Master" is the 129th episode of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld. This was the 19th episode for the seventh season. It aired on April 4, 1996.
Plot
When Jerry leaves an upscale clothing store without making a purchase, he feels guilty and promises that he will return. When the sales clerk Craig, who sports a long ponytail, looks skeptical, Jerry decides to return (with Elaine), just to prove a point. But when they return, Craig is no longer interested in Jerry and almost immediately begins flirting with Elaine, much to Jerry's chagrin. Craig promises Elaine a big discount on a Nicole Miller dress that she likes, but which has not arrived in stock yet. In her professional life, Elaine is writing copy for J. Peterman about an exotic silver-handled walking stick.
Meanwhile, George and Kramer have begun parking their cars at a discount parking lot (Jiffy Park) because their rates are so low. However, after picking his car George discovers a condom inside and suspects that the rates are low because prostitutes are servicing their clients inside the cars. The lot is unable to retrieve Kramer's own car for him, but, to placate him, offers him the use of another customer's Mary Kay pink Cadillac Eldorado. George sticks around to see whether the suspicious women hanging around are actually prostitutes. He offers one of them money for information, but is caught by Susan who assumes he is unfaithful.
Podcasts:
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by Xiu Xiu
Wig Master
by: Xiu XiuYou said I will build you a bed of cactus,
Where you can sleep when the night is too sharp.
I said I will cover you with wax and light your hair like a wick,
When the night is too cold.
You don't think of me as often as I'd like you to,
But when you do it's of me looking for you on the ship.
The plane I am waiting on has your face printed on the wings,
When it crashes I'll eat the paint off.
I'm gonna spank your ass so hard you'll hate the wigmaster,
But I'll put two pillows on your dining room chair.
You're like a parrot,
Something that belongs to me and not to you.
Loneliness isn't being alone,
It's when someone loves you and you don't have it in you to love them back.
Look at my hair,
It's a dirty little mop crying for you to send it away.
All a guy needs is a chance to pull off my clothes and snicker,
Try harder.
If you mail me a toy I'll use it but that's the most I have to offer.
Do you want to see my panties is the last thing I'll ever say to you.
I want to finger every teenager I see is the last thing you say to me.