The Fists of Time: An Anthology of Short Fiction and Non-Fiction

Jerk Out #3

Band.
Uh, I don't know it's... It's just a thing with me you know.
If I see somethin' that I like, it's a... I have to go for it.
And I like what I see, baby. Ah, come here.
I got real bored on a friday night, I couldn't find a damn thing to do.
So I pulled out a suit about the same color as my BMW.
I drove to the party and I stepped on in, just to see what I could see.
Everybody knew what I was lookin' for. I was lookin' for some company, that's right!
Jerk out, jerkin' everything in sight. - And you know that I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. - I got the cash, I got the ride. Oh, Lawd.
Got to make some love tonight. - And you know I got the look.
I saw a real fine thing sittin' by the bar. She looked kinda all alone.
So I slid on over and I asked her name. The Stella was bad to the bone.
I showed her my stash and I kissed her cheek. The only kind of rap it takes.
She knew I was bad when I jerked her to my ride. She said, "How much money you make?"
Let's just say it'll be more money...
Jerk out. - Than you'll ever see in your lifetime, ha ha!
Jerkin' everything in sight. - I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight.
(chorus)
Jerk it, jerk it. - I'm talkin' about the ...
Jerk it, jerk it. Jerk out.
Jerk it, jerk it. - I'm talkin' about the ...
Jerk it, jerk it. Jerk out.
I took her to my crib and I laid her down. Her body felt kinda right.
Maybe I was wrong but what the hell, I figured that was what she liked.
I said "Baby, don't get too comfortable, cuz I really like to sleep alone.
Leave your number on the table by my data bank. I love you, but you got to go."
.... What?
Jerk out. - You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the hell outta here.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - I'm talkin' about the...
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight. - All night.
Jerk out. - What's your number girl?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - In sight. The master of the....
Jerk out. Got to make some love tonight. - Oh, I got to make some love.
(repeat chorus)
Jerk out, jerkin' everything in sight. - You look so satisfied.
Jerk out. - Ha ha ha ha! Hiyi, that's it.
Got to make some love tonight. - Got to make some love to night.
Jerk out. - Ayi Ayiiiii!
.... Please, who ever told you, you could sing?
Ah, yeah, yeah, baby.
Jerk out. - Jerome, stop at the instant teller so I can get me some cash.
Got to make some love to night. - Yes.
Fellas, y'all play somethin'? That's it.
You know I think I feel the need fo a change.
Cross over. There's so many things we can do.
You like, ah, Raviolios, Cherrios, Spaghettios.
You can just never have enough O's, uh!
Jerk out. - Hey, oh!
Jerkin' everything in sight - Everybody...
Jerk out. - No, oh!
Got to make some love to night - Whoaoo!
Jerk out. - Don't you all just hate it when we walk in y'all's joint?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - And just jerk out everything in sight? Don't it make you mad?
Jerk out. - Don't it make you mad?
Got to make some love tonight? - It'd make me mad.
Fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Uh, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight!
That's right, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Huh, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight
Look out, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Ha, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight
Fellas? - Yeah?
What's the move? - Jerkin' everything in sight!
Good God, fellas? - Yeah?
What's the groove? - Make a little love tonight!
Somebody bring me a mirror.
What suit should I wear tonight?
If you think I'm cool, you're right.
Somebody say Kool-Aid! - Kool-Aid!
Jerk it.... uh!
Make a little love tonight. - What?
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Oh, that's right.
Make a little love tonight. - Oh Lawd.
Jerkin' everything in sight. That's frightenin'.
Make a little love tonight. - We can do this.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Oh Lawd.
Make a little love tonight. - Fellas.
Jerkin' everything in sight. - Yes.
Make a little love... - Oh.
Make a little love... - Yeah.
Make a little love tonight. - Ha ha!
Jerk out. - I'm the master of the jerk out.
.... Ha, them's your drawers, Morris.
Now tell me somethin' that I don't already know J.B.
Jerk out. - It's just one of them things you know, huh.
Got to make some love tonight. - Money, clothes, cars, credit cards, houses.
Jerk out. - You know what I'm talkin about, ha ha!
Jerkin' everything in sight.
.... What's he talkin' about?
You should see my home. It's... so nice.
.... Girl, he is kinda sexy.
.... Girl, please!
Oh, well, if you're not doin' anything. We could go there right now.
.... Can my friend come?
Oh, I'd love that.
.... Girl!
Uh, that sure is a lovely blouse you have on.
.... Thank you.
Can I take it off?
.... No.
Oh, I just wanna..., oh, I just wanna touch it.
.... Stop.
So nice, so nice.
.... No. Stop.
Oh, that was so nice.