"The Doorman" is the 104th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. This was the 18th episode for the sixth season. It aired on February 23, 1995.
Jerry goes to pick up Elaine who is "house-sitting" Mr. Pitt's apartment. On his way in Jerry has an awkward conversation with the doorman, played by real-life friend Larry Miller. Walking down the street, Kramer, with the thought that it would entertain German tourists on a tour bus, simulates robbing George, but ends up invoking fear in them instead. After George's parents' separation ("The Chinese Woman"), Frank Costanza is living with George. Jerry doesn't want to face the doorman again; he wants to wait until the doorman leaves so he and Elaine can go to the movies. However, Mr. Pitt calls from Scotland and Elaine must stay to check the mail. Walking down the street Jerry finds the doorman, who incidentally is standing outside his own apartment building.
Later at Monk's Cafe Kramer mentions how George's father has man breasts ("real hooters"), and that he may use some undergarment for support. George is disturbed that it may be hereditary. Kramer leaves to work further on his idea. Elaine tells Jerry that the doorman accused him of following the doorman back to his own building and harassing him. Jerry says the doorman is playing mind games with him.
He gets up late
He gets upset
And I watch the whole thing happen from the foot of the bed
Well, I could stay in bed all day
Is that such an awful thing for me to say?
That's a problem and it's anybody's guess
He's not impressed
He's not impressed
I'm so whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o
I'm so whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o
I'm so whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o
When she gets home
The door is open and it's hard to wait outside when she is gone
That's a problem and ii's anybody's guess
He's not impressed
He's not impressed
I'm so whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o
I'm so whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o
I'm so whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o
Oh no
Go out and you sleep
You're hiding in the sheets
But I work hard, so we can have nice things
You're not even dressed
The house is such a mess
He's not impressed
He's not impressed
I'm so whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o
I'm so whoa-o-o-o-o-o-o