The Cookie Lady may refer to:
The Cookie Lady is a short story by Philip K. Dick.
Bernard "Bubber" Surle is a young boy who enjoys visiting Mrs. Drew, a lonely old widow who bakes him cookies. He visits her after school every day, and reads to her after eating cookies. Mrs. Drew, who has almost no company, enjoys having him. One day, she begins to undergo a transformation while he is there, becoming younger. Bubber, however, returns home very tired. His parents make him promise that his next visit will be his last. The next day, he stays longer, and Mrs. Drew is reverted to her younger self. Bubber, however, is drained of his physical energy, and while walking home is reduced to dust and is carried away by the wind.
Oh don’t talk to the lady
The lady has no heart
Don’t talk to the lady
Or she’ll tear your life apart
Oh the lady
This lady when she rises
Demands the best of you
And she never compromises
Upon her point of view
Oh the lady
The lady she thinks in a mysterious way
Sometimes she’s not really there
Don’t talk to the lady
The time just isn’t right
Oh don’t talk to the lady
She’s better out of sight
Oh the lady
This lady tries to hide
Behind a frozen screen
And just disappears inside
A manufactured dream