Ted Eck (born July 14, 1966, in Springfield, Illinois) is a retired American soccer player who played for numerous clubs in the United States and Canada over a thirteen-year professional career. He is currently an assistant coach with Real Salt Lake in Major League Soccer. He also earned thirteen caps with the U.S. national team between 1989 and 1996.
He coached the Ogden Outlaws in the USL Premier Development League. He currently coaches numerous teams for Firebirds FC, a youth soccer club based in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Eck was born and raised in Springfield, Illinois, where he attended Sacred Heart-Griffin High School. After graduating, he then attended Western Illinois University where he played as a forward on the men's soccer team from 1984 to 1987. He was named the 1987 Mid Continent Conference Player of the Year.
In 1988, Eck began an itinerant career when he signed with the Kansas City Comets of Major Indoor Soccer League (MISL). He played with the team through the end of the 1990-1991 season when the team folded. In 1989, Eck also played outdoor soccer during the MISL off season with the Ottawa Intrepid of the Canadian Soccer League (CSL). His twenty-one goals with the Intrepid were best in the CSL and earned Eck a spot on the CSL All-Star team. Eck returned to the CSL, this time with the Toronto Blizzard in 1991. That year Eck scored ten goals, tied for fourth on the league's goals list. The Blizzard made it to the CSL championship before losing to the Vancouver 86ers.
In the maw of my abyss
I feel a wave amidst the calm
It could be rage, it could be bliss
Or the dark before the storm
You have to know
My back's been broken many times before
I'll let you in one more time
This sentimental crap has got to stop
You know I have my axe to grind
It's has kept me at your throat
I may be deaf, I may be blind
But I'm not dumb enough to choke you
You have to know
That I haven't any room for all your baggage
I'll let you in one more time
This sentimental crap has gotta stop
I watch you dress with studied grace
I wonder who you wish you were
It's in your eyes, it's in your face
I think I'd like to sleep with her
As the scars within me crackle
And my heart begins to groan
Is a messy bed any better