Tania Jane Lacy (born 30 July 1965) is an Australian comedian.
Originally from Toowoomba, Queensland, Lacy spent many of her early years travelling with her family. Her father, then an officer in the army, was posted to Singapore (where Lacy was actually born) twice and Lacy spent a few years at Army schools.
It was in Toowoomba that Lacy attended her first ballet class and very early on exhibited some degree of talent. It wasn't until the family had settled in Melbourne's outer eastern suburbs in the late 70's that Lacy was able to attend ballet classes again. She pursued the art vigorously and at the age of 12 was accepted into the Victorian College of the Arts School of Dance. Lacy decided not to attend instead opting to complete her education at a normal high school whilst pursuing her dance training after school hours. She completed her HSC in 1983 and was again accepted into the VCA for a full-time tertiary education. During her second year Lacy suffered a serious blow to her career plans when she sustained a severe knee injury in a dancing accident. After one year of rehabilitation Lacy found that her ballet career was effectively over.
If I could put you, on top of a cake I would ice you ... and keep you,
wrapped up in a box to be
near you ... if I could ... I would ...
If I could touch you, again with my fingers so gently ... if I could
feel you, breathing in time next to
me ... but the silence surrounds me, flashing memories of you, riding
with the moon that night. I
never had the chance to say goodbye ... goodbye ...
Lost, forever, lost to another world ...
Gone, forever, but remembered in our thoughts ...
You are ...
If I could open, the heavens above I'd be with you ... if I could hold
you, again in my arms I would
tell you ... that ...