UFO
by:
Darryl Rhoades
(jingle) W-O-L-D 108 (point 2)
(DJ) "Five minutes after five o'clock, wonderful, what
a chance to spazz. A little sci-fi in your hi-fi!
Talkin' about your U-F-O!"
(UFO, UFO)
If you land, please take me with you when you go
(UFO, UFO)
They say they crashed somewhere in New Mexico
They had the body of a lizard and the face of Bob Dole
Don't ask me if it's true, 'cause I don't know
But I'm packin' my bags, 'cause I wanna go
With the
(UFO, UFO)
There's even been sightings in Idaho
(UFO, UFO)
They say that aliens walk among us
And I tend to believe it's true
You got Pat Buchanan and Louis Farrahkan
And even Phil Donahue
They came from
(UFO, UFO)
I saw a movie about 'em on the late late show
(UFO, UFO)
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the UFO
They say they came from other planets
Maybe Venus, or Mars, or Neptune, or Pluto
Or maybe even Montana
Talkin' 'bout the
(UFO, UFO)
I thought I saw one alien on the Oprah show
(UFO, UFO)
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the UFO
I read about them in a magazine
I saw a picture of an alien in the checkout line
And he was standin' next to Charlie Sheen
The whole world's talkin' 'bout the UFO
They've even started a brand new dance
You hold your head up and you point to the sky
And there's an alien in your pants
He's shakin' like a
(UFO, UFO)
Your body starts rockin' and you're out of control
(UFO, UFO)
(UFO, UFO)
(UFO, UFO)
(alien) "Don't miss this week on the Jenny Jones show:
Gay dwarf transvestites from Uranus that were abused,
and will receive a surprise makeover! Featuring guest
aliens Bea Arthur, Shirley Booth, Carrot Top, Gore
Vidal, James Mason, Donald Trump, Mother Theresa, Ma
and Pa Kettle, Mulder and Scully, Gene Roddenberry,
Dennis Weaver, Jimmy Swaggart, Albert Bell.
