Meyer may refer to:
Adolf Bernhard Meyer (11 October 1840, Hamburg – 22 August 1911, Dresden) was a German anthropologist, ornithologist, entomologist, and herpetologist.
Meyer was educated at the universities of Göttingen, Vienna, Zürich and Berlin. He became director of the Anthropological and Ethnographic Museum in Dresden in 1874 and continued in that position until his retirement in 1905. He travelled in the East Indies at the end of the nineteenth century.
The brown sicklebill (Epimachus meyeri) was named after him when the species was discovered in 1884. He published a classification of birds, among them the Carola's parotia (Parotia carolae), the Stephanie's astrapia (Astrapia stephaniae), the red-capped flowerpecker (Dicaeum geelvinkianum), and the takahe (Porphyrio hochstetteri).
In addition to birds he made a study on primates. He gave the binomial name Tarsius sangirensis to the Sangihe tarsier, a small primate found in Indonesia in 1897.
Meyer's East Indies bird collection and beetles and butterflies collected in Celebes and New Guinea are in Staatliches Museum für Tierkunde Dresden.
Meyer is a surname of English, German and Jewish origin, many branches of the Meyer(s) family trace their origins to ancient Anglo-Saxon culture. The name is derived from the Old English name maire, meaning Mayor, or an officer in charge of legal matters. The surname is also of German and Jewish origin deriving from the German word "meiger", meaning Mayor, the name likely traces its origins to a wealthy landholder. Among German Jews, "Meyer" converged with the etymologically unconnected name "Meir", which means "one who shines" in Hebrew.
Oh, I’m the new baby of the house,
so kiss your life good bye
I’ll be needing a few supplies
You’ll be needing a second job
Oh, I sleep a lot during the day,
but at two a.m. it’s time to PLAY!
and I promise to hold in my pee,
until you take my diaper off
Oh, you can bury your face in my tummy
and I’ll spit up on your hair
I smell like heaven above,
but not below
And sometimes I just like to cry,
to watch my Dad try to figure out why!
Whenever I am nursing,
he gives me dirty looks
My parents say goo goo goo
I think they’re retarded
There’s no need to vacuum
I’ll eat everything on the floor
And my Dad thinks I can do no wrong
Wait til I’m 12 and he finds my BONG!
He bought me GUESS designer pants