A swazzle (Swozzle, Schwazzle or Swatchel) is a device made of two strips of metal bound around a cotton tape reed. The device is used to produce the distinctive harsh, rasping voice of Punch and is held in the mouth by the Professor (performer) in a Punch and Judy show.
The swazzle is positioned between the tongue and the roof of the mouth so that expired air passes between the two metal strips, causing the reed to vibrate. Deft movements of the tongue allow the Professor to move the swazzle in and out of position, allowing him to switch between voices. The swazzle must be soaked in beer, water, or saliva before use.
Because the swazzle is small, positioned in the back of the mouth and must be repeatedly moved during a performance, there is a risk that it may be swallowed while in use. In order to minimise the risk of swallowing, some Professors attach a length of cotton thread to their swazzle so that it can be pulled back if it slips into the throat. In series 3, episode 11 of the British panel show 'QI', author Stephen Fry stated that a Punch and Judy performer must swallow a swazzle at least twice (by accident) before he or she is considered a 'professor'.
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and I'll always be there
Remember I tell you that
Ooh ooh Ooh ooh ahhhhhh
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We'll always be, our life is our love
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Plus the moon and stars the nation behold
[CHORUS:]
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you're my love treat you respectfully
Oh girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Not ah day doh pass and she no tell me say she love me oh oh
and every night she mek sure say ah she ah kiss and love me
She's got this attitude such magnitude its her security
in defence of her lover and I know that is her jelousy
Especialy when she's with me, that's what I love to see
fine style and she just won't let go of me
People will be like Ahh! isn't that lovely
there so close and cuddlin nuttin in the world can trouble we
[CHORUS:]
Girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Oh girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Oh girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
When everytime I'm late, then she gonna text me
Whoa she complain oh tonight she wanna sex me
She always ah say no other girl can get me,
she nah go lef me, whoa from Jah bless me
Oh darlin girl, baby you're so sexy,
the good things about you that's what intrest me
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[CHORUS:]
Girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Oh girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Oh girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Not ah day doh pass and she no tell me say she love me oh oh
and every night she mek sure say ah she ah kiss and love me woo
She's got this attitude such magnitude its her security
in defence of her lover and I know that is her jelousy
Especialy when she's with me, that's what I love to see
fine style and she just won't let go of me
People will be like Ahh! isn't that lovely
there so close and cuddlin nuttin in the world can trouble we
[CHORUS:]
Girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Oh girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
Oh girl you got it goin just for me
you're my love treat you respectfully
When everytime I'm late, then she gonna text me
Whoa she complain oh tonight she wanna sex me
She always ah say no other girl can get me,
she nah go lef me, whoa from Jah bless me
Oh darlin girl, baby you're so sexy,
the good things about you that's what intrest me