Reasons To Be Miserable
by:
Stephen Fry
Give his brain a pain
There is little that turns him on, Marvin's his name
He's a robot that's his lot, robot full of cares
He'd feel a little better if they broke him up for spares
But everything he has to do, he finds the world condemming
If he had his time again, he'd rather be a lemming.
Oh well,
He's just a menial robot.
They drive him crazy with their...
Marvin close the door
Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor
Spoils a robot's day.
Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away
He's going to flip his lid because they treat him like a kid.
Robot naughty, robot bad, robot happy, robot sad,
Who's a clever robot lad, it's enough to drive you mad.
Robots are inhuman (x 2)
Human robots are in (x 2)
He gets no satisfaction
Why do they make him do their work
Rather be a vacuum cleaner
Sucking up the dirt, that'll be the day.
Pat him on the head
Think he would be keener just rust,
Just to rust his life away.
Feeling dull, dull, dull
Get dull
Feeling dull, dull, dull
Get dull
Dull
Get dull
Get dull
Get dull
Marvin close the door
Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor
Spoils a robot's day.
Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away
He's going to flip his lid because they treat him like a kid.
Marvin close the door
Isn't it enough to make you tidy up the floor
Spoils a robot's day.
Marvin when you're finished you can put yourself away
