"Statuesque" is a song by English Britpop band Sleeper, written by the band's vocalist and guitarist Louise Wener. It was the fourth and final single to be released from their second album The It Girl in 1996 (see 1996 in British music). The single peaked at number seventeen on the UK Singles Chart.
The song is featured in the 1996 film Trainspotting and also appears on the Trainspotting #2: Music from the Motion Picture, Vol. #2, released in 1997.
All tracks written by Louise Wener; except where indicated.
Statuesque is a 2009 television special written and directed by Neil Gaiman, commissioned by Sky Television.
The eight-minute film concerns an old man (Bill Nighy) and his relationship with a group of living statues, which includes Amanda Palmer.
We should spend the night in a small hotel like this
Drinking champagne in it
We could drive your car through the east end streets to the city
And still make a day of it
Take all I have, I've no secrets left to steal
What would you give me for a trip behind your steering wheel
I need high heels just to stand up
Got to carry some stairs to get near enough
I need some wheels to move you around
I've borrowed some tools to chisel you down
Tie me up and I'll confess
A thousand ways that make you statuesque
And it won't last for long better do your worst
While I'll forgive you of anything
Oh, you're so rehearsed, 'cause some wise guy built you pretty
So you'd get away with it
Take all I have, I've no secrets left to steal
What would you give me for a trip behind your steering wheel
I need high heels just to stand up
Got to carry some stairs to get near enough
I need some wheels to move you around
I've borrowed some tools to chisel you down
Tie me up and I'll confess
A thousand ways that make you statuesque
Take all I have, I've no secrets left to steal
What would you give me for a trip behind your steering wheel
I need high heels just to stand up
Got to carry some stairs to get near enough
I need some wheels to move you around
I've borrowed some tools to chisel you down
I need high heels just to stand up
Got to carry some stairs to get near enough
I need some wheels to move you around
I've borrowed some tools to chisel you down with it
Statuesque