Starbomb
Starbomb is the eponymous debut studio album by American comedy supergroup Starbomb, composed of Leigh Daniel "Danny" Avidan and Brian Wecht of American comedy duo Ninja Sex Party and Flash animator and internet personality Arin Hanson (also known as "Egoraptor"). Starbomb brings together the sexually provocative music stylings of NSP and the video game-based humor of Egoraptor. The album was released on December 17, 2013. Starbomb later collaborated on a second album, Player Select, released on December 16, 2014.
Background
Shortly after Danny Avidan joined Game Grumps in June 2013, fan speculation and leaks hinted at Avidan working on a new music project with Brian Wecht and Arin Hanson. Fans also discovered earlier hints about the band before Dan joined, as well. Avidan stated during his guest appearance on the July 12, 2013 stream of Polaris video gaming show Friendzone! that he was thinking of names for a new music project he was starting with Wecht.
Promotion
Starbomb was, eventually, unveiled on December 2, 2013, with a minute-long snippet of "I Choose You to Die" being released on Ninja Sex Party's official YouTube channel on the same day, with the announcement that their debut album would be released in two weeks on December 17, 2013. The album was promoted further with an additional two more snippets, "Mega Marital Problems" and "Crasher-Vania", released on December 10, 2013; a fourth and final snippet from Starbomb, "Sonic's Best Pal," was released on the eve of the album's release on December 16, 2013. In further promotion of Starbomb, Starbomb T-shirts, official posters and stickers were made available to purchase on Rodeo Arcade, with versions of the album available to purchase with the merchandise as well when the album was released.
Podcasts:
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by: StarbombOh, shit, let's play Animal Crossing now
Come on everybody I'll show you how
Now listen real close, I'ma tell you the sitch
Cause my name is Tom Nook and I run this bitch
Congratulations, you bought a new home
Oh, you can't afford it? I can give you a loan
You can catch some bugs till the debt's been paid
Cause you're the newest member of my slave trade
That's right motherfucker, this shit got real
I rule this crossing with my balls of steel
I also like to rule it with huge ass guns
And Timmy and Tommy, my giant mongoloid sons
Kapp'n the turtle's gonna be your new guide
Who can show you where the people who have crossed me died
So give me your bells and don't misbehave
Or I'll get Mr. Resetti to fucking dig you a grave
Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing is not a place you wanna fuck around
Now you're in Nook's town
Where crazy shit goes down
So sell seashells and make some bells and shut your fucking mouth
Animal Crossing, Animal Crossing, this is his land
Now taste the back of his pimp hand
His balls are brass
And he's the mayor of your fucking ass
Damn, that's right, slut
You got once choice, bow down or get cut
You better recognize the tanuki tycoon
And my thug life gang of adorable goons
My owl assassin with a little bow tie
You don't matter to Blathers, he'll make your ass die
He'll tell you 'bout insects, letters and numerals
And he'll get K.K. to fucking sing at your funeral
Kicks sells shoes and he doesn't take sass
And my boots are beautiful when I stomp your ass
Brewster serves you coffee and scones
And stabs your neck if you don't pay my loan
So sell some shit to my alpacas down south
And if you don't, I'll-pack-a my nuts in your mouth
You want in this town, you better bring some bells
Or I'll cock the Glock and fucking send you to hell
Yeah!
What, you don't like my prices?
Then go somewhere else!
Oh wait, you can't; you're trapped in my town, bitch!
So go to that island, and catch some beetles, sell them to my alpacas
Your nuts are on special!