Sporty Thievz
Sporty Thievz is a Yonkers, New York hip-hop duo, originally a trio, composed of King Kirk (a.k.a. Thieven Stealburg), Big Dubez (a.k.a. Safecracker) and Marlon Bryant Brando (March 19, 1979-May 11, 2001) (a.k.a. Robin Hood). They are notable for their parody of TLC's hit "No Scrubs" entitled "No Pigeons", which attempted to tell things from the male perspective, and their song "Hit It Up" on the soundtrack to The Best Man. They are also known for satirically providing a male counterpoint to the female-oriented R&B music popularised in the late 1990s and early 2000s, something that was not done by any other group at the time. But despite the parody, the group have been acknowledged for their lyrical skill, also making other notable hits such as "Cheapskate", which also has a music video and was released under Ruffhouse Records
In 1998, their album Street Cinema was released on Roc-A-Bloc/Ruffhouse Records. The majority of the production was handled by Ski, famous for his work on Jay-Z's Reasonable Doubt. It had a unique concept in which every track had its own storyline that could also serve as a premise for a movie. This concept would reprise a decade later on rapper Ludacris's 2008 album, Theater Of The Mind.
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- Roots (Intro)
- Party and Pimpin'
- Darkside
- La La
- Get It Poppin' (feat. Seqoya)
- Flex on 'em 99
- Independent Menz (feat. Jozia)
- Enemies of the Hate (feat. Black J)
- Street Cinema 2 (Pete Rock Pro)
- Spy Huntaz 2
- Shimnanana
- Shells On (Rated R Freestyle)
- At the Club
- Lady Killaz (feat. Shamori)
- The Deegan
- Where You At?
- What You Know (feat. Danato)
- Lord Divine (feat. Gehai (G.I.))
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Fuck I Look Like
by: Sporty Thievzwhen is you birds gonna learn that lemme is not hot
can i have locked up bitch and gimme got shot
man they got me on that bullshit
that buy me this, i need that bitch bullshit
and still fuck
bet u see me wit a slut she a eight and better
gettin straight dick and baby still waitin for chedda
this one broad my lord, i be hatin i met her
she took it in every hole, for a disney face and a sweater
never beat around the bush i get straights to the point
directly after this we goin straights to the joint
and i dont wanna fuck, listen im goin straghts dome
abd after the 1st nut ma, you straights goin home
i get crazy head, on the crazy reg.
she say my dick thick like a baby leg
let it bump for my dogs that rock coupes and trucks
and if you bitches gets mad again to bad fuck it
chorus:
why i gotta do this and why i gotta do that
if i dont do this u talkin bout you wack
why we gotta go here, why we cant go there
if we dont go here,bitch, we aint goin nowhere
fuck i look like
(oh love oh love stop makin a fool of me)
why you cant buy me a drink, buy me a mink
pay for my link, pay for my rent
pay for my cab, atleast go half
throw me som cash, throw me some ass
fill my belly, wit shrimp and spaghetti
take me to the telly, let me use your celly
take me to the movies, take me to bloomi's
buy me some jewelry, buy me some coogi
buy me a coupe, feed me some fruits
buy me some suits, buy me some boots
pay for my cut, fuck when i wanna fuck
lick me up, why dont u pick me up
why dont u meet me here, and meet me there
pay my fair, pay for my beer
pay my phone, pay for my loans
make me moan, take me home
chorus:
what i look like, buyin u some nikes
u can have a wing and my chicken fried rice
let me get your number, u look like a keeper
oh u tried to play me, and gave me the beeper?
wit ya reebok pump, ol school sneakers
plus it was dark, man, i coudnt really peep her
she said nigga aint u fuckin with my friend meka?
i cut that bitch off 'cause she wanted me to treat her
and why u lyin, talkin bout u a virgin
two days ago, yo, i heard u was burnin
i heard u was suckin nigguz off in the vernon
buffin and slurpin, bockin and burpin
girls ay eww, why u always dis us
u makin all deez nigguz wanna go against us
cause you want me to buy then its bye bye bye
ladies all i want to know is why why why?
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