Famous quotes by Scott Adams:
"Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
"One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead"
"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys"
"The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots."
"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end."
"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."
"I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles."
"There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot."
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."
"There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours."