Saopha, Sao Pha, Chaofa, Sawbwa, or saw-bwa (စော်ဘွား, pronounced: [sɔ̀ bwá]; Shan: ၸဝ်ႈၾႃႉ, literally meaning "lord of the heavens" or "lord of the sky") was a royal title used by the heriditary rulers of the semi-independent Shan States (Mong, Shan: မိူင်း, pronounced [mə́ŋ]) in what today is Eastern Myanmar (Burma). It may also be used for rulers of similar Tai/Dai states in neighbouring countries, notably including China's Yunnan Province.
Chao Fa (Thai: เจ้าฟ้า) is the Thai equivalent.Chao means "master" or "lord", and Fa means "sky" or "heaven".
According to local chronicles, some dynasties of saophas date from as early as the 2nd century BCE; however, the earlier sections of these chronicles are generally agreed to be legendary.
During British colonial rule, there were 14 to 16 Saophas at a time, each ruling a highly autonomous state, until 1922 when the Federated Shan States were formed and the Saophas' powers were reduced. However, they nominally kept their positions as well as their courts and still played a role in local administration until they collectively relinquished their titles in favour of the Union of Burma in 1959.
The sawbwa barb (Sawbwa resplendens) is a species of cyprinid fish, of the monotypic genus Sawbwa. The species is endemic to Inle Lake in Myanmar. It grows to a maximum total length of about 3.5 centimetres (1.4 in). Mature males are iridescent silvery-blue with red snout and red lobes to the caudal fin; females and immature males are grayish with a black pigmentation spot by the anus. The Sawbwa barb completely lacks scales.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Live across The street from a big fat slob
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Cause you know man, this is The key
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