Rentadick is a 1972 British comedy film directed by Jim Clark and starring James Booth, Richard Briers, Julie Ege, Ronald Fraser and Donald Sinden. It is a spoof spy/detective picture, involving attempts to protect a new experimental nerve gas.
The original script for the film was written by Graham Chapman and John Cleese, both of Monty Python. However, the producers made so many changes to the duo's material (including commissioning additional material from John Fortune and John Wells) that Chapman and Cleese successfully instigated action to have their names removed from the finished print. This left the film with a very peculiar credit; the only on-screen writing credit for Rentadick is given over to Fortune and Wells, who are explicitly credited only with "additional dialogue". However, the British firm Network Distributing released a DVD in 2007 using a print which still shows the names Cleese and Chapman during the opening titles (frames at 2:00 minutes into the presentation), and use their names in their promotional material.
Aint no love ting here, it's just one big cycle here,
aint no friendship here it's just one big cycle here.
Round, round, round we go
Round, round, round we go
Round, round, round we go
if you love me let me no
Round, round, round we go
Round, round, round we go
Round, round, round we go
if you love me let me no
She used to love him, he used to love her, she used to kiss him, he used to hug her, call it
deep love or puppy love, they bunked off school.
now theres no flame, things aint the same,
look's like shes change, thinks it's some game, he's left in the rain, trying to point blame,
talks for a fool.
She moved on quick, he's still love sick, she's not having it, thinks he's some prick, he won't
believe it, wants it just how it was in school.
He keeps calling, night or morning, break of evening, break of dawning.
he keeps ringing up, she
keeps hanging up, oh what a fool.
She is the best friend, of a ex girlfriend, of a old school friend, who is the close friend, of
this best friend, best friend likes this boy called BLUE.
Best friend loves him, best friend needs him, but the ex girlfriend, of the old school friend,
who is the close friend, of this best friend, likes him too.
So the ex girlfriend, of the old school friend, who is the close friend, of this best friend,
sits with best friend, who by now has slept with BLUE.
Now the ex girlfriend dont want to pre-tend that she aint slept with that boy blue, coz we was a