Enter Porkman

When the Porkman takes a hold, you ll be scared your blood run cold
Then you ll feel his putrid breath, closing in to bore your flesh
Down, down, he s gonna take you down.
When the Porkman s in the street, he s quite well mannered when he speaks
But if the Porkman challenges, his grunting snout ravages
When he s in the ring he ll do most anything
He ll throw you all around, he s gonna take you down!
He learnt his trade in Mexico, from the ancient champ El Santo!