In Greek mythology, Phorcys /ˈfɔːrsᵻs/ (Greek: Φόρκυς, Phorkus) is a god of the hidden dangers of the deep. He is a primordial sea god, generally cited (first in Hesiod) as the son of Pontus and Gaia. According to the Orphic hymns, Phorcys, Cronus and Rhea were the eldest offspring of Oceanus and Tethys. Classical scholar Karl Kerenyi conflated Phorcys with the similar sea gods Nereus and Proteus. His wife was Ceto, and he is most notable in myth for fathering by Ceto a host of monstrous children. In extant Hellenistic-Roman mosaics, Phorcys was depicted as a fish-tailed merman with crab-claw fore-legs and red-spiked skin.
Hesiod's Theogony lists the children of Phorcys and Ceto as the Graeae (naming only two: Pemphredo, and Enyo), the Gorgons (Stheno, Euryale and Medusa), probably Echidna (though the text is unclear on this point) and Ceto's "youngest, the awful snake who guards the apples all of gold in the secret places of the dark earth at its great bounds", also called the Drakon Hesperios ("Hesperian Dragon", or dragon of the Hesperides) or Ladon. These children tend to be consistent across sources, though Ladon is often cited as a child of Echidna by Typhon and therefore Phorcys and Ceto's grandson.
spitting out fire
from the goat's milk i've drunk
i feel like a punk with an earring up my balls
i'm about to take a big fat fall though
as you know
i'm back to women
i couldn't keep it up
they changed my mind around
now i'm spitting out fire from my balls
i know it's screwed up
but i'm, i'm back to women
like i said, i couldn't keep it up
i'm spitting out fire through all of my orifices
and if that ain't enough
i had to give up cologne
i got all my hair removed