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On My Lap

Us girls
Be needing dances too
Us girls
Sexy dances from my boo
Us girls
We like dances too
Us girls
Boy I thought you knew
What the deal son
How ya feel son
Get down in front of me and kneel son
I wanna feel one
Steal one
We can burn bubber and peel son
Champagne room
Me and you
Now here's what I want you to do
Get down slow
Set it on back
Putcha fine ass down in my lap
Work it around now gimme me a thrill
Let me know now Imma grab a feel
You gettin me worked up for real
The price is right so let's make a deal
Relax
Sit back
Ahh yeah
You do it on my lap
Like that
Ahh Yeah
You dance up on my lap
Sit back
Ahh yeah
You dance up on my lap
Like that
Ahh Yeah
You do it on my lap
Same lap time and same lap channel
Workin my control panel now
You could do it once you could do it for a change
In the hooptie
In the Range
In the friendly skies up up in a plane
Or on a locomotive
Choo choo train
Got a diamond in the back
Move it up top
Work it all around and
Don't you stop
This a really really good kinda deal we got
I sit down in my lap you hop
Stickin me with friction makin me hot
Searchin my body like a dirty cop
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Pardon me sir but can I please get a dance
Straight up grinding no romance
Twenty bucks what the hell I'll take a chance
Let me help you outta those pants now
Start off slow
Here we go
Faster pacin
Oh yay
Conversation no way
Can I touch it
Why you look so shook
Can you put the cranny inside the nook
Can you finger through the pages like a book
Can I have the twenty bucks back that you took (Please?)