Twelve Sided (skit)

[Mc Chris:] Outta my way.
[Reporter:] Beautiful night out here on the red carpet.
[Mc Chris:] Mothafucka outta my way!
[Reporter:] MC, MC, come on over here!
[Mc Chris:] Who the fuck are you? I don't know you!
[Reporter:] how you doin? my name's Joe Garden from television.
[Mc Chris:] Fuck you, Joe Garden I don't know you from shit!
[Reporter:] MC you got a new record coming out called drinking blunts and smoking forties.
[Mc Chris:] drinking blunts and smoking forties I won't talk about shit. Get the fuck outta my face!
[Reporter:] Ok... and your new single Smackababy, endorsing infant-
[Mc Chris:] Smackababy! Make me go crazy! Smack that shit!
[Reporter:] Alright and moving on, who are you wearing tonight you look fantastic!
[Mc Chris:] Fuck you's who I'm wearing bitch you need to get the fuck outta my way! Where the fuck is the fuckin craft service?
[Reporter:] MC one last question, how did you come up with the name MC Chris?
[Mc Chris:] Fuck you's how I came up with it. What the fuck are you talk... who the fuck?... Where did you come from you son of a bitch?
[MC Record Deal:] Yo! Which one of you mothafuckas is MC Chris?
[Rapzilla:] Yeah mothafuckas!
[Mc Chris:] Who wants to know?
[Rapzilla:] Yo we do! We got a message for you from Reggie!
[Mc Chris:] Reggie? What's it say?
[MC Record Deal:] He wanna say somethin' like
[Rapzilla & MC Record Deal:] THIS!
[machine gun fire]
[Mc Chris:] Ah oh ah ah ah
[MC Record Deal:] Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
[Rapzilla:] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah die bitch.
[MC Record Deal:] Yeah yeah mothafucka.
[Rapzilla:] Yeah yeah mothafuckin dead.
[MC Record Deal:] Yo your fuckin dead yo.
[Rapzilla:] Yeah yeah yo you see that paparazzo.
[MC Record Deal:] yeah paparazzo.
[Rapzilla:] We killed your king.
[machine gun fire]
[MC Record:] Deal yeah we killed your king.
[Rapzilla:] We killed your king all you fuckin nerdy ass bitches.
[MC Record Deal:] We just made you twelve sided die mothfucka.
[Rapzilla:] Yo check out I'm wearing your fuckin face.
[Rapzilla:] Rapzilla's wearin your face mc chris. I'm getting my picture taken with your face on man.
[MC Record Deal:] I'm takin his picture with your face on.
[Rapzilla:] Yeah yeah yeah oh shit.
[MC Record Deal:] I'm takin his picture with my my camera phone.
[Rapzilla:] I'm wiping my ass with your mothafuckin ass ain't that a bitch.
[MC Record Deal:] Where's your jet pack now mothafucka.
[Rapzilla:] I'm wiping my ass with your ass bitch.
[MC Record Deal:] Where's your jet pack now.
[machine gun fire]
[Rapzilla:] Be our myspace friend mothafucka.
[MC Record Deal:] Cracked out.
[Rapzilla:] Everybody who used to be mothafuckin mc chris' myspace friend.
[MC Record Deal:] be our myspace friend.
[Rapzilla:] be our myspace friend yo.
[MC Record Deal:] yo Crackedouthiphip.com.