Pay as You Exit is a 1936 Our Gang short comedy film directed by Gordon Douglas. It was the 148th Our Gang short that was released.
Hoping to attract customers to Spanky's barnyard production of Romeo and Juliet, star performer Alfalfa proposes a "pay as you exit" policy: If the kids like the show, they'll pay the allotted one-cent admission on the way out. Alas, the show is nearly over before it starts when leading lady Darla walks out, complaining that Alfalfa has been eating onions (which, he insists, improves his splendid speaking voice). After stalling for time, Spanky hits upon a replacement for Darla: black youngster Buckwheat (who actually was supposed to be a girl a year before but morphed into a boy by this time), decked out in a glorious blonde wig. However, the ladder on Alfalfa gives way; Buckwheat saves him before he falls. When the ladder gives way again, Alfalfa tells Buckwheat to hold on tight, but the aroma of onions gets to Buckwheat, causing him to let go; Alfalfa then falls into the audience. When the audience leaves, Spanky admonishes him for his "pay as you exit" scheme. But pay they did and Alfalfa and Spanky eat onions as a toast to their success.
If you knew why it ended like this, feels like I'm falling down.
There's only pain being with you, feels like I'm falling down.
We're growing wider apart and this frustration.
Because my heart is broken, I'm frozen, I'm dead inside.
This ending new times alone, I was sitting here waiting.
I was waiting for you and my heart will be sundered this time.
When I speak your name I feel like I'm falling down.
And as you feel again I deny I ever knew you.
Your words won't cure my loneliness, feels like I'm falling down.
There's no gain being with you, feels like I'm falling down.
Now we have grown apart and this frustration.
Inside my heart is closing, I'm frozen, I'm dead inside.
This ending new times alone, I was sitting here waiting.
I was waiting for you and my heart will be sundered this time.
When I speak your name I feel like I'm falling down.
And as you feel again I deny I ever knew you.
Forever starts tomorrow but our ending is now.
When I speak your name I feel like I'm falling down.
And as you feel again I deny I ever knew you
I was sitting here waiting for you
It's like I'm falling down, falling down
It's a pain being with you