Obay is a fictional mind control medication at the centre of a viral marketing campaign begun in February 2008 by Colleges Ontario, the advocacy group for colleges and institutes of applied arts and technology in the province of Ontario, Canada, and developed by the Smith Roberts advertising agency. The campaign seeks to eliminate what the group calls "academic snobbery"[1] on the part of parents, who often see colleges as inferior to universities,[2][3] and who may push their children towards the latter option against their wishes.
Beginning the week of February 11, 2008, advertisements for Obay began appearing throughout Ontario, primarily at public transit venues such bus stops, subway stations, as well as on and in transit vehicles themselves. The ads variously claimed that Obay, "from the makers of WhyBecauseISaidSo™", could stop children from thinking for themselves, or supplant their own hopes and goals with their parents'.[4] Radio ads also aired directing listeners to call 1-888-YOU-OBAY, where Obay was said to transform children into "docile pussycats, open to... the future you've mapped out for them."[5] The campaign received national and international attention.[6][7]
Despite the use of the trademark symbol, there have been no filings for trademarks for either Obay or WhyBecauseISaidSo with the Canadian Intellectual Property Office, nor have there been any other indications (such as Health Canada filings) indicating that the product was actually available for sale. As a result speculation immediately arose as to whether the campaign was a form of viral marketing, anti-commercial culture jamming (potentially linked to the "Obey Giant" street art campaign), or possibly anti-pharmaceutical activism by the Church of Scientology. Within a week, local blog Torontoist said they had traced the campaign to the colleges group.[8]
Colleges Ontario officially confirmed their involvement on February 25, 2008, launching the second phase of the campaign, which also includes a website and cinema advertising, emphasizing the variety of available programs. The original ads have been "corrected" with notices that Obay does not actually exist, directing viewers to the organization's website.[9]
Girl you're too sexy
come and sit with me in V.I.P.
With those curves and cocoa skin
now where have you been
The tattoo on your belly's kinda hot
them about a shorty in the spot
You came in with a man
but I'm making plaaans
to be next to you
been checking out the rest and they just wont do
pretty young thing in a lexus coupe
been praying everyday to blessed with you (blessed with you)
but I am next to you
all I think about is undressing you
playing all alone just to touch with you
can we get it on in my bedroom
would ya mind
would ya mind
if I got to know ya better baby
your my type
and I really really want you lady so
make up your mind
do you want him or do you want me
take your time
its alright, I dont mind
I see ya checking out my rings and the platinum watch
your trying to figure out what I'm not
the keys to my range around my neck
and a legit royalty check
if ya looking for someone who has nice things
someone to give ya all the love you need
look no further I'm that man
and I got a plaaan
I wanna take ya home
get ya all alone
turn the lights down low
to a private show
kiss ya from head to toe
take off all your clothes
throw em on the floor
make a video
baby come stay awhile
you cant deny
what ya feel inside
its in your eyes
make up your mind
stop wasting time
baby its alright
would ya mind
I wanna take ya home
get ya all alone
turn the lights down low
to a private show
kiss ya from head to toe
take off all your clothes
throw em on the floor
make a video
baby come stay awhile
you cant deny
what ya feel inside
its in your eyes
make up your mind