No Sex (In the Champagne Room)

"No Sex (in the Champagne Room)" is a comedic spoken word track released by Chris Rock on his 1999 album, Bigger & Blacker, with a background chorus sung by Gerald Levert. Intended as a parody of Baz Luhrmann's "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)", Rock gives one-line tidbits of advice purportedly aimed at "the GED class of 1999".

Targets of Rock's wit include parties with metal detectors, Hooters, women who don't look their age, Ol' Dirty Bastard and Coolio, horoscopes, and people with tongue piercings. The chorus, repeated several times, affirms that "no matter what a stripper tells you/There's no sex in the Champagne Room." This line was later quoted by Wyclef Jean in his own missive on exotic dancers, "Perfect Gentleman".

Rock's song received frequent play on the radio, and as a music video (directed by Little X) on MTV, where it ranked 43rd on TRL's "Top 99 of '99" after premiering on July 13, 1999.

The song was parodied on MADtv as "No Blacks (on the TV screen)". Phil Lamarr portrayed Rock in the parody.

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No Sex

by: Maggie Walters

No more tried so hard to love you
No more painting pictures of you
No more take what I can get
No more I’m not ready yet
I’m gonna plug this wire
Into your brain
You will forget my face
You will forget my name
I need a one-touch hand held tape recorder
And a triple-X rated performer
No sex in your drums
Einki sex í tínum trummum
No sex in your drums
No more break my back to keep you
No more spend my money to feed you
No more calm down compromise
No more let’s be civilized
Forget your mouth
Forget your heart
I’m gonna take this wire
And chew it apart
I need a one-touch-handheld tape recorder
And a triple X-rated performer
No sex in your drums
Einki sex í tínum trummum
No sex in your drums
No sex, no sex, no sex, no sex




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