Nick Wilton (born 8 March 1957) is an English actor and scriptwriter. Best known for playing Mr Lister in the BBC soap opera EastEnders as a recurring character, Wilton has also appeared in Carrott's Lib, Fast Forward and Jackanory.
Wilton was born on 8 March 1957 in Stalham. He studied English and Drama at the University of Kent. He currently resides in Whitstable, Kent with his third wife, the actress Lynette McMorrough. He has two children with his second wife, Julie Dawn Cole, whom he met in 1988 in the revival of the Whitehall farce "Dry Rot"; they were divorced in 2002. He is a patron of The Music Hall Guild of Great Britain and America.
Wilton made his acting debut in 1980 in the Whitehall farce Simple Spymen, directed by Brian Rix (now Lord Rix) and went on to play opposite Brian in the West End revival of Dry Rot at the Lyric Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue in 1988. He has appeared in many TV shows such as the BBC soap opera EastEnders,Doctors (twice), Casualty, Heartbeat, The Bill (three times), Carrott's Lib (two series and Election Specials), The Omid Djalili Show and the children's show Scoop with former EastEnders star, Shaun Williamson. He appeared as a guest in My Dad's the Prime Minister, No. 73 (five series), Saturday Superstore as 'Mo the Crow' and as 'Mr Seagrove' for 11 episodes in Big Meg, Little Meg. He was also in and wrote for the children's sketch show Fast Forward for 19 episodes between 1984-87.
Nicholas "Nick" Wilton (born 24 February 1958) is a former Australian rules footballer who played with Hawthorn in the Victorian Football League (VFL).
Wilton, the son of a diplomat, spent much of his teenage life living in London. Although he boarded at Xavier College in Kew, inside Hawthorn's zone, as his residence was in London he was not affected by zoning. As a result both Melbourne and St Kilda tried to recruit him to their clubs, in addition to Hawthorn. He was playing at this time for Old Xaverians in VAFA. In the end he opted for Hawthorn, as they were the more dominant side of that era.
A key-position player, Wilton started at Hawthorn in the 1978 VFL season, a premiership winning year. He debuted in Hawthorn's round nine win over St Kilda at Moorabbin Oval, his only senior appearance for the season. In 1979 he played nine games for Hawthorn in a season that was interrupted by a knee injury, which required an operation. Following a knee reconstruction, Wilton returned late in the 1980 season to play two games.
Put it down is what u say when u check a chick
Give me some hook man, thats three sacks fa 25th
Floted is high
Dokey is pie
A doom doom is a long blunt
Yallin out a long stunt
A punksta a pussy
A jay cat a woosie
A hunded’ dolla bill a tootsie
Flippin is the turnover
Ta truck is to run ova’
The man is the gun holder
Saucy is smooth
Bounce the possie to move
Somebody got me to lose
A lump is a bruise
U drunk then u brews
Word is the news
Crunk is confused
Ta dig is to choose
Ya nig is ya dude
Peace sign means u cool
Hyena’s a fool
High as da school
Law is the rules
Stare to be glued
Tell to be clued
Bm is a your boo
Forreal is the truth
Hit some to screw
Ya fam’s ya crew
To slam’s to do
And im foreva afta bread
Man I thought u knew
[Hook:]
We talk this way
We understand this here
If u was from the ghetto
You could understand this here
But you aint
So dont try to talk this way
Or you just might find ya self chalked and layed
Im from the ghetto thats why I talk this way
If you was from the ghetto you could probably talk this way
But u aint
So dog dont try to talk this game
Just do yo thang
And peep this nig-latin that I brang
[Verse II:]
To have a silver spoon you have it all good
A section is a small hood
Its cool then its all wood
A dimond is not only ice but a bad chick
Thats fine and smart and shake it fasta
A chicken is a rat
Rat is so wack
Stroller’s a track
Scrill is ya scratch
Scratch is to ball
Wise man then u knowin it all
Bumpkin is a square
Shun is to glare
Glare is the shine
Nina ross is ya nine
Nine is ya gun
Time is the sun
Wifeys the one
Out then u done
Bustin is to cum
Shot down then u diss
Heated ya pissed
Lipped ya kissed
Smibitt is wow
Give it means now
Heffa is cow
Cap on is clown
Spot the turf ground
Muggin’s the worst frown
Oakland’s the town
Open is found
Twerk is the work
Shes a beaver duck shes hurt
Underground 6 in the dirt
[Hook]
[Verse III:]
To carlesamo is ta choke
Ya cuzin is ya folks
Lacks ta chill
Spittin the facts , keepin it real
Smack to peel
To jack ta jill
A miug is a look
A thug’s a crook
Show some love thats the plug the books
Broke ya shook
Personally I wrote this hook
Work’s ya chick
Ballin bezerk is a flip
Fitted is drapped
Scuffed ya scapped
All bad u rape
Mad at me? Im glad you hate
Broke you stuck
Ugly girl is a duck
Ta pluck’s ta cut
Youngstas is bucks
Cars are rides
Maines is wives
Sharp you knives
Hustle’s a bubble
5-0 is trobule
Ice is slush
AC’s the bus
Dough is crust
To count on thats ta trust
Whipped you lust
To swear thats to cuss
Blast to bust
And im fab from dawn to dust