Närke

Närke (Swedish pronunciation: [ˈnærkɛ]) is a Swedish traditional province, or landskap, situated in Svealand in south central Sweden. It is bordered by Västmanland to the north, Södermanland to the east, Östergötland to the southeast, Västergötland to the southwest, and Värmland to the northwest. Närke has a surface area of 4,126 km² and a total population of 195,414.

Name

The name of the province (Neeric 1165-81) comes from an old word när (narrow) which refers to the narrow ridge where the church of Norrbyås (Nerboahs 1275) is situated. What the rest of the name means is not clear. In English sometimes also Nerike (an archaic spelling of the province) and Nericia (the Latin name) is used for the province.

Administration

The traditional provinces of Sweden serve no administrative or political purposes, but are historical and cultural entities. In the case of Närke, the province makes up the southern part of Örebro County.

Heraldry

Arms granted in 1560, and revised a decade or so later with the current one. The arms is represented with a ducal coronet. At the centre there are two crossbow bolts was - the crossbow being the favourite weapon of the peasants. Blazon: "Gules between four Roses Argent two Arrows in saltire Or points upward pointed Argent." The Närke arms is one of the components of the coat of arms for Örebro County, granted in 1944.

Narke (genus)

Narke is a genus of electric rays in the family Narkidae, found in the western Indo-Pacific and off southern Africa. They have nearly circular pectoral fin discs and short, thick tails with large caudal fins, and can be identified by their single dorsal fin (a trait shared only by Typhlonarke within the family). There are three described species, as well as a fourth undescribed dwarf species from Taiwan.

Species

  • Narke capensis J. F. Gmelin, 1789 (Onefin electric ray)
  • Narke dipterygia Bloch & Schneider, 1801 (Numbray)
  • Narke japonica Temminck & Schlegel, 1850 (Japanese sleeper ray)
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    Flagrant Cops

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    [Skit]
    [Noreaga]
    Hey yo the same old G
    Yo thats my shit
    Switch cd's threw on Nas shit
    Yo in the whip yo the windows clogged up
    Shorty givin me head mouth clogged up
    Flusher Meadow we call it "Lovers Lane"
    Every nigga probably here probably doin the same
    >From the front seat back seat
    Stashed in the glove compartment
    Where we keep the heat
    Shorty try to kiss me
    I'm like "I don't kiss
    dont take it personal yo some ass this
    but it's all good you could still suck my shit"
    She star-struck bitch just wantin to fuck
    Askin me repeatedly to say "What what"
    She sucked my dick till I can't even bust
    She sucked my shit I had no more nuts
    Heyyo it's time to break before it get too late
    Had my wife out while I think I'm on a date
    But I rolled the philly and I counted my bread
    She said "One more time" and she grabbed my head
    I'm like "Wow she spittin on it gettin on it"
    Actin like she never had it like she really wanted
    I heard a knock on the window said "Don't move"
    Yo I'm nearly stuck shorty jumped right up
    Heard a nigga say "Don't move and give it up"
    At this point I'm shook turn around and I look
    BANG BANG Yeah nigga just shot his ass
    Broken window plus I got blood on my glass
    Get the car door open gat in my hand
    Still soapin lookin for who was approachin
    Blue suit damn I couldn't see through the tints
    Ah fuck it I'll say that it was self defense
    But the bitch started yellin raisin hell-in
    I probably gotta body or two to see tellin
    But then yo a nigga just shot a cop
    Pig's blood on my clothes pig's blood on my glock
    But they just shot a black man
    Fourty one times
    He had no gat I got murder rhymes
    Whatchoo think they would've did if they see mine
    The chick out of control wildin screamin and yellin
    I told her to chill before we get a felon
    My hand over her mouth I told her cut it out
    Gat to the stomach I took the highway hit a hundred
    Scared to death wishin I left
    The heat in the crib but I didn't it was all red
    The bitch sayin she sick stop bullshittin
    I gotta cat crib in Jamaica
    My little cousin he ain't gon say nuttin
    "Son it's hectic right just hold me down aight?"
    I'm on Wanted Most America
    All of my phones is tapped now God
    Yo even my cellular
    Me and Martymore shout for sure
    Now we gang bangin yo arc the sore
    I gotta letter from the government the other day
    Yo I opened it up and yo I peep what it say
    It said "You can't get away ya hear? -The KKK"
    My niggas is sayin I'm hot makin em hot
    I'm all over the news for hittin the cop
    But I'm still poppin partyin with John Chalkin
    He said "Before we talk we need a meal"
    I need to get myself up and he can make a deal
    I said "Fuck no I dont give a fuck though
    yo the cop asked for it plus a nigga got dough"
    The same bitch that I was with I'm still wit
    Heyyo I felt her neck and I felt her tits
    Heyyo the bitch wired then I heard a gat fired
    Remembered real quick feeling real sick
    I fell to the floor hancuffed the bitch got me
    "I was tangled in this all along Popy"
    Police got one and my Moms got the other copy
    I got bagged up for a bad suck
    I guess it's over now nigga got bad luck
    Yo to the mutha fuckin police uptown that shot that man
    I hope one of ya'll got to fuckin Attica
    The other one go to Constalk
    The other one go to Clinton
    And the other one go to Sing-Sing
    And ya'll all wear wigs and lipstick and get fucked in ya'll fuckin assholes




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