Mr Blobby

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off
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us
understand
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread
throughout the land
Let's hear it for Mr Blobby
(Blobby, blobby, blobby)
His philosophy of life will steer him through
And as far as he can see
He's the same as you and me
There's nothing in the world he cannot do
No hill too high, no desert too dry
No road too long, no tide too strong
No bridge too far, he's got a car
No slope to steep, no thought too deep
No star too bright, no squeeze too tight
No tale too tall, no cat too cool
No bass too low, he'll give it a go
No end to his talents, no sense of balance
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, when disaster strikes you never
get depressed
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby
is the best
Although he's unconventional in hue
His philosophy of life will steer him through
And despite the limitation
Of his poor co-ordination
He knows he'll show the world a thing or two
(Blobby, blobby, blobby)
Blobby, Mr Blobby, you're the guy who puts the do in do
or die
Blobby, Mr Blobby, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy
No ride too rough, no test too tough
No act too slick, no race too quick
No shot too hot, he'll hit the spot
No style too chic, no joke too weak
No chance too slim, no fate too grim
No foe too strog, no odds too long
No price too high, he's put some by
No dodge, no doubt, no backing out
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if humanity's a question of
degree
Blobby, Mr Blobby, stay loyal to your Blobby pedigree
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, you're the one who bears the pink
and yellow crest
Blobby, Mr Blobby, you'll always prove that Blobby is
the best