Moosie Drier (born August 6, 1964) is an American television and film actor. His career began as a child actor. Drier had regular appearances on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, The Bob Newhart Show and Kids Incorporated, and has also done work as a voice actor and as a director.
Drier was born in Chicago, Illinois. He was enrolled at U.S. Grant High School in Van Nuys, California. His first role was as a deaf boy in two 1972 episodes of Lassie. He began his television career as a recurring performer on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In from the middle of season three to the final season in 1973, hosting a "Kid News for Kids" segment. During this period, Drier had movie roles in the 1972 Jack Lemmon comedy, The War Between Men and Women, the 1972 Barbra Streisand comedy Up the Sandbox, The Toy Game in 1973, and the made-for-TV comedies Here Comes the Judge (1972), Roll, Freddy, Roll! (1974), and All Together Now (1975). A notable movie role from this period includes his appearance as Adam Landers in 1977’s George Burns comedy Oh, God!.
Existence of his precence is his goal
Flawless lessons strengthen his control
Illustrations rest upon the walls
Worship him but soon the devil calls
Pledge to the one, the one who wallows
Worship the son, son of sorrow
Pledge to the one, the one who follows
Worship the son, no tomorrow
The hopes and the dreams
Of the one who achieves
Pleasures of flesh
They'll be down on their knees
Father and daughters
The bond will erase
Tortures of fires
The smile on his face
They threat no existence
Involves many forms
The thought of resistance
The power forewarns
Evil verses sorrow in our lives
Borrowing the souls left to decide
Afterlife a question no replies
A fallacy the preacher has no eyes
Pledge to the one, the one who wallows
Worship the son, son of sorrow
Pledge to the one, the one who follows
Worship the son, no tomorrow
Look at the graves of the thousands who've died
No one remembers who is left to decide
The flowers have wilted the maggots arrive
Who the hell cares where you go when you die
The church is in ruins the memories erased