The Minders is a band closely associated with The Elephant Six Collective. Started by Martyn Leaper in Denver, Colorado in 1996, the band's original members included Leaper on guitars and vocals, Rebecca Cole, on drums, Jeff Almond on guitar, and Marc Willhite on bass.
Leaper formed the Minders in Denver along with Robert Schneider and Hilarie Sidney from The Apples in Stereo Together they recorded Paper Plane EP in Athens, Georgia. Leaper recorded the "Come On & Hear 7" in Denver, Colorado, allegedly one of the fastest selling Elephant 6 releases in history. At this time, Leaper began attempting to form a more permanent band after releasing "Paper Plane" on 7".
With a permanent lineup set, the band was able to release Rocket 58 as an EP and sign to spinART Records, who released their first album Hooray for Tuesday in 1998. Touring and the release of some other singles ensued, and the band split, with Leaper and Cole moving from Denver to Portland, OR and recruiting future Jicks bassist Joanna Bolme. The minor upheaval resulted in the eventual release of Cul-De-Sacs And Dead Ends, a compilation of singles and b-sides.
I don´t want your herpes two
I don´t want your herpes two
And if you give me your herpes two
Bitch, I´m gonna kill you
She went to the store to buy some slurpers
Two weeks later she came home with herpes
I just do no more than spank her
On her twat she´s got a herpes chancre
She hangs out with a colony of whores
Now she´s hosting a colony of scores
I´m gonna give this bitch slaps
She has sores on her piss flaps
One thing that is very certain
She´s got sores on her beef curtain
The sores are spreading down her legs
They look like some scrambled eggs
She´s got pus running down to her knees
You know she´s packed another disease
She thinks every sex nookle is handy
The sores are doing a yanky-doodle-dandy
I don´t want your herpes two
(I don´t want it either!)
Bitch you belong in a zoo
And if you give me your herpes two
Slut, I´m gonna kill you
She now has herpes, she´s got hte most
I don´t want your herpes two
Bitch, you belong in a zoo
If you give me herpes two
Swear I´m gonna kill you
For all the sleazy guys she´s grossed
She is now the local herpes host
I don´t want to get no disease
She´s packing the herpes
Herpes two, slut, you belong in the zoo
And if you give me herpes two
I´m gonna kill you
The smell is getting very sour
The infection is growing by the hour
And I don´t want no funky disease
Like your junkie disease
I don´t want your herpes two
I´m gonna have to kill you
And if you give me your herpes two