Mimi Labonq
Mimi Labonq is a fictional character on the BBC situation comedy 'Allo 'Allo!. She first appeared in the fourth season, and stayed with the show until the end.
Mimi (played by Sue Hodge) is small, blonde and athletic, and passionately hates Germans. She used to be a Resistance gang leader in Paris before she became a waitress. René Artois, her employer, has to remonstrate with her about her enthusiasm for German-killing: "If you poison them here, people will think that it was our food that did it!" Besides homicide, her talents include singing, which provokes some friction with René's wife Edith Melba Artois. When she started appearing on the show, she was mostly portrayed as stiff and rarely even smiled. She eventually became more easygoing as the story went on.
Like the other waitresses, Mimi is soon having an affair with René, and is not above being taken upstairs by patrons of René's café. At one point, she comes across a large amount of money that does not belong to her, and observes: "A good girl would not even think of taking this money – good thing I'm a tart!" as she helps herself to a good share of the cash.
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by 2 Live Crew
Mamalopenga
by: 2 Live Crew* send corrections to the typist
[Female voice speaking in Spanish]
Verse One: Brother Marquis
I bumped into her at the Coco Cabana
Down in Cuban town in little Havana
I asked her her name, she said Juanita
I just had to ask cuz I just had to meet her
I heard of fast girls but she's a speeder
She said she was hungry and told me to feed her
So I got an expresso and a hot burrito
You look so sweet you fine senorita
Mamalopenga, mama sita
It's a black thing baby so you know it's sweeter
Okay Juanita now I must be your guy
She said Juanita's my nickname, call me Spanish fly
[Spanish talking]
Verse Two: Fresh Kid Ice
Black girls white girls even Puerto Ricans
But the Mexicans and Cubans are all so freakin'
I like 'em in dresses with big 'ole chesses
I also like the style and the way she impresses
The fragrance of her perfume smells like roses
She's guarenteed to turn heads whenever she poses
She lives in Miami and of Latin descent
And being with her is how my time should be spent
I met her in the berries on a Friday night
Dressed in a soft silky dress colour virgin white
I said "hey pretty lady, just suck on my finger
And tonight you're the one to Mamalopenga"
[Sounds of the boys & Spanish woman engaging in relations]