Milton Hywel Jones (born 16 May 1964) is an English comedian. His style of humour is based on one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan and slightly neurotic style. Jones has had various shows on BBC Radio 4 and is a recurring guest panellist on Mock the Week. He won the Perrier comedy award for best newcomer in 1996.
Jones tours the UK periodically and is a regular performer at The Comedy Store in London and Manchester.
Jones wrote the surrealist, partially biographical novelWhere Do Comedians Go When They Die?: Journeys of a Stand-Up (2009).
"Why did we get together? Because God wanted us to do it. We were just trying to do what God wants us to do. We didn't feel like we had much of a choice."
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Coach DeLisha Milton-Jones and her Monarchs will end their 15-day layoff against Navy (19-11), whose four-game winning streak ended with a 66-52 defeat as the fourth seed to fifth-seeded Holy Cross in a Patriot League quarterfinal March 10 ... .
Instead, a disastrous fourth quarter sent the Monarchs home after just one game ... “One player can have a monster game. You can’t have two,” Monarchs coach DeLisha Milton-Jones said ... “We just had breakdowns. There was lack of execution,” Milton-Jones said.
“That’s the beauty of her game,” Monarch coach DeLisha Milton-Jones said ...Fields’ scoring output landed Fields on the radar of Milton-Jones and the ODU coaching staff.
On Thursday, The Athletic's MikeJones predicted that the Patriots would signPhiladelphia Eagles defensive tackle MiltonWilliams, who Spotrac currently projects for a three-year, $53 million deal based on market value.
The 2025 NFL offseason is here ... Meanwhile, all 32 clubs are able to use the franchise tag until March 4 ... PositionFirst TeamSecond Team. QB. Sam Darnold (Vikings) ... RB. AaronJones (Vikings) ... C ... MiltonWilliams (Eagles) ... Jones (Broncos) ... Ernest Jones (Seahawks).