Mike Hayley is a comedian, impressionist, actor and writer. He starred alongside Shane Richie in the BBC's sketch shows, Something for the Weekend (1989) and Up to Something (1990).
He and Alan Francis wrote the play Jeffrey Dahmer is Unwell, taking it to the Edinburgh Festival in 1995. He also co-presented the Emotional Collection at the Gilded Balloon with Rhona Cameron at the Edinburgh Festival before this.
He provided the voice of Colonel White in the CGI remake of Gerry Anderson's New Captain Scarlet and has had minor roles in several big budget films, including the 2000 film 102 Dalmatians, directed by Kevin Lima as well as small budget films like 'The End of the World' where he plays a man who causes the apocalypse. He has written material for Jasper Carrot.
He was a music teacher before his career in showbusiness, and has since worked with one of his former pupils, the Dio guitar virtuoso Rowan Robertson, playing a character role in an instructional lead and solo guitar video called "Master Sessions with Rowan Robertson". Hayley plays "Roy Blows", an American silent-film comic who has travelled forward in time so he can learn how to play the electric guitar.
We can watch a DVD baby
Sit up in the house and be, just be there
You ain't gotta get cute for me, truthfully
I prefer you with no make up
In one of my T-shirts
Bunny slippers on your feet, girl
Just tryna' be all up under me
On the coach or in front of TV
Baby that's gansta
Let's just be (girl)
Let's just be
Ain't gon' be no runnin' round in these streets
Just my girl and me
Doin' whatever babe
Lets just be
Dinner from the microwave, okay girl
I'm gon' put my cell away, no distractions
Gonna take this day
To lay around and gather every lazy
Play a video game
Or maybe I'll paint your toenails (I'll sing you a song)
I'll sing you a song if you want me to
Girl it's whatever you wanna do
It's so simple
Let's just be
Let's just be
Ain't gon' be no runnin' round in these streets
Just my girl and me
Doin' whatever babe
Lets just be
Wrapped up in my arms
Girl until the morn'
Nothin is better my baby
Soon we'll fall a sleep
Then eventually we'll wake up and I'll be ready
(Lets just be)
Overcome by passion and lust
(let's just be)
Oh overwhelmed by each others touch
(let's just be)
On the brink of explosion when we
(oh when we)
Girl when we
(be)
When we just be!
Oh girl just be
yeah yeah yeah
Woo wooh
Let's just be
Ain't gon' be no runnin' round in these streets
Just my girl and me
Doin' whatever babe