Mid-Missouri is a loosely defined region comprising the central area of the U.S. state of Missouri. The region's largest city is Columbia (population 100,000+). The Missouri state capital, Jefferson City, and the University of Missouri are also located here. The region also includes portions of the Lake of the Ozarks, the Ozark Mountains, and the Missouri Rhineland. Mid-Missouri is centered on two contiguous metropolitan areas: the Columbia Metropolitan Area and the Jefferson City Metropolitan Area, which together have a population of over 300,000.
Counties that are usually considered to be in Mid-Missouri are Audrain, Boone, Callaway, Camden, Chariton, Cole, Cooper, Gasconade, Howard, Macon, Miller, Moniteau, Montgomery, Morgan, Osage, Pettis, Randolph, and Saline. Counties that are sometimes considered to be in the region are Adair, Benton, Laclede, Maries, Phelps, Pulaski, and Warren.
Please excuse this, I know it's rude
But I was just trying to satisfy
Someone who requested mine
You're hard to please
And no one knows just what you need
If you won't ever ask for help
Then how am I to tell?
Uncomfortable, you wear it well
The sooner that you come around
The offer's waiting to be found
Anytime you need it
I am already there and waiting
What's yours is mine
But you're recline to hesitate to try
Don't get me wrong here
I just want to make my intentions clear
There's no room for reading into deep
If things aren't written down
As soon as I've been told
That you will not be sold
Then we could all move forward here
And find our endings well
You need a break, it's hard to take the time
When things will just move faster
And we're never ever slowing down
Anytime you need it
I am already there and waiting
What's yours is mine
But you're recline to hesitate to try
And after all the bullshit shuffled
Piles up inside
There's only room for you and me