Mickey Beyer-Clausen (April 3, 1975 in Copenhagen) is a Danish entrepreneur and philanthropist.
Mickey Beyer-Clausen was one of the first Internet pioneers and today he is a mobile media pioneer. He is the founder/co-founder of several technology businesses such as Internet Payment Systems (1997), Speednames (1999), Afilias (2000), Ascio Technologies (2001), Trunk Archive (2004), and Mental Workout (2009). In addition, he is the founder of the 501(c)(3) private foundation, Happiness Foundation, which supports multiple charitable organizations worldwide with strategic pro bono consultancy (2002).
Mickey Beyer-Clausen is married to Allison Beyer-Clausen (2006) and lives in Southampton, New York with their two children, Anna and Oliver.
In 2002, Beyer-Clausen formed a 501(c)(3) private foundation called the Happiness Foundation, which supports several international nonprofits with strategic pro bono consultancy. He is recruiting business leaders, management consultants, and experts to volunteer their knowledge to existing nonprofits, accelerating their impact. His foundation was recognized at the Ernst and Young Entrepreneur of the Year (2002) because of its innovative approach providing an alternative to traditional philanthropy. Amongst other projects, Happiness Foundation launched a partnership with UNHCR to build 'Happiness Tents' in refugee camps
You will die by surprise
when I take your life I will smile
John George Haigh was a vampire
who drank old ladies blood
then put them in a non-corrosive drum
and with acid he'd dissolve them
With my knife I make a cut on your neck
Your blood fills a glass for me
A special treat
Now that you're dead
in a metal drum you'll stay
I pump the acid in
to melt your corpse away