Meland is a municipality in the Nordhordland district of Hordaland county, Norway. The municipality lies about 30 minutes north of the city of Bergen in Western Norway. The island municipality sits mostly on the island of Holsnøy, where the administrative centre of Frekhaug is located. Other villages in Meland include Hjartås, Holme, Io, Krossneset, Meland, and Rossland.
On 15 October 1923, the western part of the municipality of Alversund was separated to create the new municipality of Meland. Meland was one of many municipalities in Norway that were created for geographical reasons: Meland was separated from the rest of Alversund by the Radfjorden, and transportation between the different parts of the municipality was unreliable and time-consuming. The creation of the municipality was approved in 1922, and the first election for the municipal council was held 23 August 1923, with the municipality becoming official on 15 October 1923. Meland encompassed the southern two-thirds of the island of Holsnøy (the northern third belonged to Herdla municipality), a small area on the northeast coast of the island of Askøy, as well as some very small surrounding islands.
Meland is a village in Meland municipality in Hordaland county, Norway. The village is located on the central part of the island of Holsnøy, about 3 kilometres (1.9 mi) northeast of the village of Holme and about 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) northwest of the village of Frekhaug. Meland Church is located here, serving the whole municipality.
Ha roto aguas mi genio,
estoy pariendo una idea.
Nervioso del pensamiento,
en la salita de espera.
Voy a tener que doparme,
pa acelerar este parto.
Mi epidural es el humo,
de la risa de un cigarro.
La comadrona es María la cirujana es Juana,
aunque es difícil pillarlas porque andan siempre liadas.
Y yo soy el doctor, que anda por los pasillos.
Y aunque ellas no se den cuenta
las tengo más que caladas.
Y aprieta fuerte que ya asoma la cabeza.
Es una idea redonda casi perfecta.
Y fijo que sale sana,
menudas son María i Juana.
Llevan asistiendo partos,
desde Sin Noticias de Holanda.
Y en mi hospital nunca sabes,
si acabará la comedia.
Después de asistir a un parto,
brindamos con anestesia.
Y en mi hospital no hay urgencias,
solo a partir de las doce.
Después de las campanadas,
pa repartir la de doce
La comadrona es María la cirujana es Juana,
aunque es difícil pillarlas porque andan siempre liadas.
Y yo soy el doctor, que anda por los pasillos.
Y aunque ellas no se den cuenta
las tengo más que caladas.
Y aprieta fuerte que ya asoma la cabeza.
Es una idea redonda casi perfecta.
Y fijo que sale sana,
menudas son María i Juana.
Llevan asistiendo partos,
desde Sin Noticias de Holanda.
Y aprieta fuerte que ya asoma la cabeza.
Es una idea redonda casi perfecta.
Y fijo que sale sana,
menudas son María i Juana.
Llevan asistiendo partos,
desde Sin Noticias de Holanda.