Megablast (メガブラスト) is a 1989 Horizontal scrolling shooter arcade game released by Taito in Europe and Japan. One or two players could control space fighters assigned to deal with an alien invasion using incredible firepower through eight stages. The game is somewhat parodical as many of the game’s mini-bosses resemble previous Taito game characters and the ending theme consists of a Beethoven song.
Taking place on a future-Earth date, the world has achieved a state of global peace, but only one global problem has risen: a wholesale disappearance of young women around Earth's continents. A top secret planetary protection organization investigated the issue on the strange disappearances and discovered that the women were being abducted by aliens. Said aliens hail from the planet Zancs where a rampant disease has sterilized the entire female populous. Unable to mate with their own kind, the people of Zancs found the perfect reproductive substitutes in the women of Earth and began abducting them to keep the planetary populous steady.
[Boots Riley:]
I am your host for the evening
Don't take the bullet out, leave it in
Intoxicate me till I'm bleedin' gin
And I still walk straighter than them thievin' men
5 million ways to ho, choose one
Consider this game to go, use some
Stockbrokers pace the floor and do some
State fellatio and ooh um
Ay man fuck them Federallies
Muthafuckas can't get enough bread at Rally's
Bringin' white girl through Mexicali
Homies came up and got dead in alleys
Cocaine, soda, and H2O
Tryin to make the dough, here's the hate below
With a statement though:
If we hustle for the state to go
Security'll brace the door
They can't take the blow
Of the Megablast
(Mega-Megablast)
It's a Megablast
(Mega-Megablast)
[Boots Riley:]
My heartbeat vacillates to a faster rate
Thinkin' 'bout bills and scratch to make
Muthafuckas work til our back is ached
But calculate what massa take
Revolution Rock on acetate
They seein' how much our ass'll take
How much money can them bastards make?
We gon' wrestle fate, tell 'em pass the cake
Some get drunk off Jack and baked
Yack in the back, come back and drank
Some just mentally masturbate
Won't graduate from class debate
Point forty-four is the calibrate
But they'll replicate if we assassinate
Fuck big biz and their magistrates
Explode on the scene and smash the state
Megablast
(Mega-Megablast)
It's a Megablast
(Mega-Megablast)
[Boots Riley:]
Slumlords of the world have united
And they announced a world tour
You are hereby cordially invited
To the Third World War
Slumlords of the world have united
And they announced a world tour
You are hereby cordially invited
To the Third World War
Let's hit em with a Megablast
(Mega-Megablast)
It's a Megablast
(Mega-Megablast)
It's a Megablast
(Mega-Megablast)
It's a Megablast