Famous quotes by Matt Groening:
"Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come."
"I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun"
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
"Me fail english? Thats unpossible."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe)."
"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again."
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."
"Families are about love overcoming emotional torture."
"I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy all the time.""
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."