Famous quotes by Margaret Smith:
"Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty"
"My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?"
"If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No""
"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."
"I was much further out than you thought, and not waving but drowning"
"The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently."
"I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes."
"I have a fundamental disagreement with TIE, but this is an improvement on what they were coming up with before."
"I'm nervous, but very excited, ... always remember my friends and all the great times we have together and just how much fun this all is."
"Teenagers and men are coming in to learn how to knit. And we're seeing people who haven't knitted in 30 years."