Malia Hosaka (born October 7, 1969), is an American professional wrestler. She is a former NWA World Women's Champion.
Malia Hosaka was trained by Killer Kowalski at the wrestling training camp run by Misty Blue Simmes. In her debut match, Hosaka (wearing a Mary Lou Retton-inspired gymnastics outfit and billed as "Malia Ho") teamed with Simmes against Mad Dog Debbie Irons and Linda Dallas.
In the early 1990s, Hosaka regularly wrestled for the Ladies Professional Wrestling Association. On February 13, 1992, she teamed with Bambi to challenge the LPWA Tag Team Champions The Glamour Girls on the LPWA Super Ladies Showdown pay-per-view. She also competed in the Ladies Major League Wrestling and Women's Pro Wrestling organizations in the early 1990s.
Hosaka debuted in Extreme Championship Wrestling at NWA Bloodfest on October 1, 1993 and defeated Molly McShane. She then substituted for Madusa at November to Remember on November 13, 1993, and wrestled against Sherri Martel.
You tickle between my toes,
It's easy when we're alone.
You comfort me while I suffer,
Always enough for you if I am there.
Messing around with you,
Like playing with cats and balls of wool.
You screw up your face with laughter,
Even if after things don't seem quite right.
Something's going on around you,
Makes the leaves on the side of the street skip and dance.
Kick your heels to make me feel good,
It's hard not to feel so shy.
When nothing you say sounds right.
Don't worry if I am boring,
It's only the yawns that make me feel that way.
It's not enough.