M72 or M-72 may refer to:
M-72 is a state trunkline highway in the US state of Michigan, running from Lake Huron to Lake Michigan across the northern part of the Lower Peninsula. The highway connects M-22 in Empire with US Highway 23 (US 23) in Harrisville. It is one of only three Michigan state trunklines that cross the Lower Peninsula, shore to shore. In between, M-72 runs across Northern Michigan woodland, agricultural areas of the Leelanau Peninsula near Traverse City, and the Au Sable River watershed. The trunkline also provides access to Camp Grayling, a National Guard training facility near the city of the same name. Traffic levels along the highway vary from approximately 800 vehicles a day on the east end to over 32,000 vehicles near Traverse City.
M-72 was first designated as a state highway by 1919 along a segment of its current route. It was extended southward in the mid-1920s and westward in the 1940s. One section of the modern highway added to M-72 in 1940 previously existed as M-208 in the 1930s east of Grayling. Another section of highway near Empire was disconnected from the rest of M-72 until the gap was eliminated later in the decade. All of M-72 was completely paved by the early 1960s. The highway was rerouted in a few places in the 1950s, and the last new segment shifted in 1973 near Kalkaska.
once their was this kid who
took a trip to singapore
and brought along his spray painting
when, he finally came back
he had, cane marks all over his bottom.
he said that it was from
when the warden whacked it sooo hard.
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once their was this girl who
swore that one day she would be a figure-skating champion
and when, she finally made it
she saw, some other girl who was better
and so she hired some guy
to club her in the kneecaps.
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they got paid for their soundbites
and sold their tv movie rights
and then their was this guy who
made his wife so mad one night
that she cut off his wiener
and when he finally came to
he found
that mr happy was missing
he could't quite explain it
it had always just been their
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