Jeffrey Dexter Boomhauer III, most commonly referred to as Boomhauer, is a fictional character in the animated series King of the Hill. The character is voiced by series creator Mike Judge, and is known for his nearly incomprehensible speech.
Boomhauer is the high school friend and neighbor of the characters Hank Hill, Bill Dauterive, and Dale Gribble. Although he introduced himself as Jeffery Dexter Boomhauer III in the 2000 video game, his first name was not revealed in the TV series until the 13th season episode, "Uh-oh, Canada", when the Canadian woman with whom he'd switched houses for the summer said, "Hello, Jeff. Oh my, it's the fifteenth already?".
The location of Boomhauer's house is inconsistent during the series. In the series finale, his address is shown on his driver's license as 73 Rainey Street, which would place him on the same side of the alley as Hank, Dale, and Kahn. However, in "Uh-oh, Canada", the rear of Boomhauer's house is shown to be across the alley from Dale's house, diagonally across to the right from Hank's back yard, which would place the front door of his house (and its address) on another street.
[G. Feldhausen]
I'm on my way million miles from home
I'm on the run don't know where to go
Who knows where I'll be tomorrow
I have had too many sorrows
Will all the dreams that I've lost
Coming back and who can I trust
I will go home sooner or later
To write my live on a piece of paper
I'm a lonely rider
Coming home to you, alright
Now I'm here and now I'm there
I take the risk but I don't take care
A hell-raiser who broke the rules
Don't need a gun I take other tools
All you girls and all you boys
Listen to my fuckin' voice
Write my live on a piece of paper
The story of a lawbreaker
I'm a lonely rider
Coming home to you
I'm a lonely rider
I'm coming home, coming home to you
He won't stop he's a rider
Don't give it up he's a fighter
Don't you come back lonely rider
Won't you go back lonely rider
Let me walk the only way
Don't tell me that I have to stay
I waste my time too many lies
Therefore I have paid the price
Why don't you listen to my story
I'm a lonely rider but I ain't worried
At one of these days today or later
I'll write my life on a piece of paper
I'm a lonely rider
I'm coming home to you
I'm a lonely rider
Coming home to you
I'm a lonely rider
Coming home to you
I'm a lonely rider
I'm coming home, oh yeah I'm coming home