Lloyd Colin Doyley (born 1 December 1982) is a professional footballer who last played for Watford as a defender, with whom he has spent his entire career. He is primarily a right-back, but can also play as a centre-back and left-back. He was the longest serving player at Watford prior to his departure in 2015.
In 2012, the Jamaican Football Federation were tracking Doyley's progress, and in March 2013, Doyley received his first call up to the Jamaican national team.
Doyley was born in Whitechapel, London. He is a graduate of the Watford Academy, making his first team debut at home to Birmingham City in a 3–3 draw on 26 September 2001. In total he made 22 appearances during 2001–02 as manager Gianluca Vialli allowed several younger players to gain experience. He sporadically appeared for the first team in the following seasons.
Doyley became a first-team regular in the 2004–05, playing in the League Cup run that took Watford to the semi-finals and Anfield, where they lost to Liverpool 1–0 in each leg. But however, during the 2005–06 campaign, under new manager Adrian Boothroyd, Doyley made the most appearances of any outfield player, playing a crucial part in Watford finishing third in the league and qualifying for the play-offs. He played in both legs of the play-off semi-final against Crystal Palace, and the final, where Watford defeated Leeds United to reach the Premier League. During Watford's season in the top flight, he scored an own-goal for Manchester United in a 4–0 defeat. Doyley captained Watford in the League Cup wins over Bristol Rovers and Darlington in the 2008–09 season.
Blacklung coat and your little crown
That's the crown that you get for falling down
Hey baby lemme look in your eyes
I see you standing in a weird red light
You pump and grind that I call my head
The suck-milk nebula I use instead
The suck cream-clot and the sweet milk udder
The weird red light that pulls me under
Hey hey hey some up my stars
Slut me open and suck my scars
Yah now I'm loaded yah now I'm loaded
Blacklung coat and your little crown
That's the crown that you get when you fall down
Hey baby won't you wave goodbye
Cause you go up the fucking weird red light
The rotten-sun spits on your raw hide
Cause your the test the sun of a suicide
He only laughs when you try to to
Rat poison daughter of a suicide
Slut me and your gonna see my scars
Open your eyes when I come down
And I'm loaded yah now I'm loaded
Don't blush when I rip you open
Don't blush when I rip you open
Hey baby lemme look in your eyes
Cause you go off into your weird red light
The pump and grind that I call my head
The suck-milk nebula I use instead
The sweet cream-clot and the suck milk udder
The weird red light that pulls me under
You open and suck my scars you better
Open your eyes when I come down
Yah now I'm loaded I just get loaded I just get loaded
I just get loaded hey now I'm loaded so am I so am I
And I I just got I just got I just get I just get I just get loaded