"Lice Capades" is the third episode of the eleventh season of Comedy Central's animated television series South Park, and the 156th episode overall. It first aired on March 21, 2007. In the episode, all the students at South Park Elementary are checked for head lice and, to his horror, Clyde discovers that he has lice. He tries to hide it from his classmates, knowing they will make fun of him.
The episode was written by series co-creator Trey Parker and is rated TV-MA in the United States.
Mrs. Garrison announces to the class that the school has a head lice problem, and every student must now be checked. During the check, Clyde is informed that he has head lice, much to his horror. The nurse gives him a note and he goes to the doctor, who prescribes Clyde a special shampoo to deal with the problem, but Clyde remains very shocked and embarrassed by the situation, knowing the other kids are going to bully and pick on him. Meanwhile, from on top of Clyde's head, the lice are living peacefully in a village until one of them, Travis, witnesses the nurse parting Clyde's hair and sees her as a gigantic eye in the sky staring at him. Travis tells the other lice the world has become aware of them and is angry, but he is ridiculed. That night, Clyde washes his hair with the shampoo, killing many of the lice. Travis' wife Kelly is killed, but Travis, their baby Hope and a handful of other lice, including the Vice-President of the village survive.
Les poètes, vois-tu, il ne faut pas les vivre
Il faut les rencontrer le soir au coin d'un livre
Ô, qu'une brume épaisse à jamais te protège
De leurs serres d'oiseaux enfouies sous la neige
Et leurs plaintes ne sont qu'un avatar du vent
S'il faut les aimer morts, il faut les fuir vivants.
Imagine-les,
Tout ce que tu veux,
Tendres et doux
Mais surtout
Reste à distance d'yeux
Ne t'approche pas d'eux
Les poètes, vois-tu, sont des oiseaux en cage
Qui déchirent des coeurs pour s'offrir des orages
Boudeuse dans ton attitude d'Odalisque
Rêve-toi dans leurs vers, mire-toi dans leurs disques
Laisse-les te séduire avec leurs mots en croix
L'important c'est pas eux, c'est ce que toi tu crois.
Imagine-les,
Tout ce que tu veux,
Libres et fous
Mais surtout
Reste à distance d'yeux
Ne t'approche pas d'eux
Les poètes, vois-tu, sont des oiseaux sans ailes
Qui sont tombés du ciel pour suivre une étincelle
Tu auras beau te parer d'or et te parfumer