Famous quotes by Lee Ryan:
"I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!"
"I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!"
"There is something really mysterious about lions. They could rip you apart if they wanted to, but at the same time they look so cuddly. Can you imagine what humans look like to animals? They must think we're so weird."
"I'd go out with Duncan if I was a girl."
"My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!"
"I have a rude thought every three seconds!"
"I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say."
"I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too."
"If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.'"
"I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!"
"I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head."
"We know there's no use in getting miserable, so we go out on the town instead!"