Kłodzko [ˈkwɔt͡skɔ] (Czech: Kladsko; German: Glatz; Latin: Glacio) is a town in south-western Poland, in the region of Lower Silesia. It is situated in the centre of the Kłodzko Valley, on the Nysa Kłodzka river.
Kłodzko is the seat of Kłodzko County (and of the rural Gmina Kłodzko, although the town itself is a separate urban gmina), and is situated in Lower Silesian Voivodeship (from 1975–1998 it was in the former Wałbrzych Voivodeship). With 28,250 inhabitants (2006), Kłodzko is the main commercial centre as well as an important transport and tourist node for the area. For its historical monuments it is sometimes referred to as "Little Prague" (Polish: Mała Praga, German: Klein-Prag). Culturally and traditionally a part of Bohemia, administratively it has been a part of Silesia since 1763.
The area of present-day Kłodzko has been populated at least since the 1st century BC. There are several archaeological sites both in and around the town that indicate that there must have been a settlement located on the ancient Amber Road that conducted extensive trade relations with the Roman Empire.
He's shaggy, he's blue
And he knows how to chew - COOKIE!
Can you dig it?
You think you can munch,
Brother, you're out to lunch
Compared with - COOKIE!
Did someone say 'Lunch?'
You can give him the sun,
You can give him the moon.
But me trade them both in
For just one big macaroon!
Let's hear it! COOKIE!
Yeah for Cookie!
Don't try to outeat him,
There's no way you can beat him
Not COOKIE!
Me the Greatest!
Yah, it really a trip
To watch me chew choc'late chip-
You ready?
We're ready!
Here me go!
(gobbling noises) COOKIE! COOKIE!
If you offered him treasure,
Will he take it?
Darn tootin', but you know me would
Get a lot more pleasure from Fig Newton!
Again! COOKIE!
Yeah! More cookies!
Where cookies?
No more cookies!
Whose appetite is completely out-a-sight? COOKIE's!
Have mercy!
You say you can eat?
The guarantee can't compete
With COOKIE!
ME so hungry!
What me do?
Oh, me know!
Me eat this record!
(ferocious munching sounds)
DELICIOUS!