Kronik may refer to:
Kronik was a compilation album released by the Canadian thrash metal/progressive metal band Voivod in 1998 on Slipdisc/Hypnotic Records. It is their eleventh release altogether, featuring remixes, previously unreleased songs, and live recordings. The album features the track "Ion", which is played during the opening credits of the Heavy Metal 2000 movie . It was re-released in 2004 by Candlelight Music.
KroniK was an American professional wrestling tag team in World Championship Wrestling (WCW) and the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), composed of Brian Adams and Bryan Clark.
Adams and Clark first joined together as a duo in April 2000 in World Championship Wrestling (WCW). Upon joining together as a tag team, Kronik (originally spelled Kronic) assisted Vince Russo in his vision of a clean sweep for his New Blood alliance at the 2000 Spring Stampede pay-per-view. Adams and Clark interfered in the WCW World Tag Team Championship match, allowing the team of Buff Bagwell and Shane Douglas to win the title.
While in WCW, Kronik moved between babyface and heel roles several times - holding the WCW Tag Team Championship twice. In the final months of WCW, Kronik became hired muscle, adopting the catch phrase "breakin' necks and cashin' cheques", similar to the WWE's popular APA tag team. Their contracts were not picked up by WWF when WCW was sold by Time Warner.
Alright, sir, which side of the
street would you like to be on.
Yeah, that one. That side right there.
Yeah, okay.
The taxi driver is heard pulling over to let the man out.
Okay, that will be four-ninety please.
Yeah, yeah, here's five dollars. Keep the change.
Oh, fuck you!
The car door slams shut and the man is heard walking.
May, I help you?
Yeah, ah, can, can, I have one for Little Kim. Hardcore.
That will be ten dollars.
He hands her money and then walks through a door.
Fuckin' weirdo.
Yeah, may I help you?
Yeah, ah, can I get a small order of popcorn, and
ah, ah, a large order of butter and just like a lot
of napkins please.
Butter? Anyway, am, will that be all?
Yeah, ah...
That'll be six-ninety-five.
The patron hands another bill over.
Ah, man, why this shit so slimey?
Huh!
The patron is then heard walking from the concession stand
into the screen room. Lil' Kim and a man are heard moaning
and having sex. Porno music is heard in the background.
The patron unzips his zipper. Five seconds later and a
splashing noise is heard as the patron begins masturbating.
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Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Kim. Come on, Kim.
Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
The moans from the screen and the splash sound from the
masturbating patron continue.
Yeah. Come on. Kim. Kim. Yeah. Yeah.